Michael Jackson's ranch seached by Police!

Tonight on Conan, he had a super enlarged picture of his mugshot on the curtain. It scurred me and I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

But 120 pounds? HOLY FUCKING A. My ass is heavier than that piece of plastic!!!

[Munchkin03]

How can he be 5'11" and 120 lbs? That sounds as if he's ill.

At the bar last night, they were playing "Billie Jean." That was such a great video. Now he's become a sick joke--even if the allegations against him prove to be false. He has put himself in inappropriate positions too many times.

[madmax]

Originally posted by MuAZD


(cowering away from the scary wooden man)

He looks like a Mickey Mouse caricature.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

MJ looks like he has that tattooed makeup on his face. His eyeliner is perfect!!!

He probably is guilty, even if he's not though he's still completely odd and should probably not be allowed out in public anyway.

This doesn't stop me from still loving great songs such as "Black or White" and "The Way You Make Me Feel" Those remind me of the good times when MJ was at least somewhat normal.

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
How can he be 5'11" and 120 lbs? That sounds as if he's ill.

Substitute the word "ill" with "sick" and you'll have the explanation for your question, and most questions about Michael Jackson.

[bethany1982]

Originally posted by madmax
He looks like a Mickey Mouse caricature.

Someone needs to add this pic to the clown phobia thread.