Top questions people ask you

[amycat412]

Are you an actress?
[I]No. I'm a writer.[/I}

Wow, what have you written?
Screenplays, working on a novel.

What's your novel about?
I'll tell you what, when its published, BUY IT and then you'll find out.

Are you sure you don't want to be an actress?
Yes.

Well, do you know any stars?
Grrrr.

How tall are you?
5'9

Family members: When are you and mr. amycat getting married?
PLEASE back off! We've only been together for XXX, its way too soon, we're taking this at the pace that is right for us.

But don't you think you KNOW when its right?
Yes, and this IS right, which is why I'm not gonna ruin it by rushing things/forcing things before we're ready. which is why it will still be right in 6 months, a year, 2 years..whenever WE are ready.

[valkyrie]

What does your tattoo say?

Oh, you're an attorney. So you make lots of money, right? Are you old enough to be an attorney?

And my personal favorite -- After I get out of jail, do you want to go out to dinner with me?

[CrimsonTide4]

What made you become a teacher?

Because of the Kick Azz Salary!!

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Whew..reading all your posts just proves how odd people can get with those questions..lol
Here's mine:

What's your major? (it's middle-childhood education for this week..)

So..are you still dating that one guy? (Yes..and I have been for the past year..)

Oh, you're still with Mike then?? (No..we broke up over a year ago, I'm with Dustin)

Are you the baby?? (Yes, I'm the 'baby', I have been for the past 19 years.)

Are you a PSO student? (No, I entered college at the normal time a student should.)

And my all-time fav's:

Are you a Delta Theta? (No. Just because my bf is a Teke, doesn't mean I'm a Delta.)

Are you a TKE little sis? (No. TKE doesn't have 'little sister' groups. I'm a Sweetheart.)

Oh, so your kinda like a lil sis? (Wrong again. My bf and I are very serious and I was pinned. It's sorta like being engaged to a point. *this is where I give up and run away* )

[ADPiViolets]

"You got any gum?"

"How's your boyfriend?"

[juniorgrrl]

"Your parents are both lawyers, you must be rich, right?"

Guess what? Being a lawyer doesn't guarantee a six-figure income.

"So, you're going to law school to follow in your parents footsteps?"

Nope. I'm going because I think I want to be a lawyer.

"If your degree is in information systems, why are you in law school?"

Because I want to do intellectual property law and I figure the tech background would be a plus. Also, the job market sucks right now.

"Why are you an only child?"

If you were meant to know the reasons why, my parents would have cleared it with you. Otherwise, its none of your business.

"How come you only mention your mom? Are your parents divorced?"

Actually, no, my dad died when I was 14, thanks for bringing it up. Would you like to hear the story of how it all happened? I love to talk about the day my father died, pretty much while I watched.

[Rudey]

Why are you leaving me? Is it because I only put out 5 times in one night??

If I let you have sex with a couple of my cute friends and me at the same time, will you take me back?

Girls always ask questions like that. I guess it's their way of coping.

-Rudey
--Cope ladies, cope!!!

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Originally posted by ADPiViolets
"You got any gum?"

Hahaha I totally forgot this....I *hate* when people ask me this too!!! Just b/c I stick a piece of gum in my mouth doesn't mean I want to give you one, if I want to or I think you NEED it, I will offer it, so don't ask!

[sororitygirl2]

Questions I get asked a lot:

Can I see your ID? Can I see a second form of ID? I guess I look young...

Can I have your phone number? NO! I don't give my phone number to randoms at bars!!!

Why can't I have your phone number? Do you have a boyfriend? I bet you have a boyfriend... No, for the moment, I do not... I'm just not interested in you, sorry.

Oh, you went to XXX XXX University? Do you know XXX XXX? Of course, there are only about 30,000 students... I know them all... dumbass!

Are you a natural blonde? Yes.

Do blondes really have more fun? YES!

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Claire Danes? Yes, thank you... I adore her.

Why don't you like to dance? Just don't.

[decadence]

Can I see (/what's in) your CD collection? by girls

aka I can't be bothered to talk to you/spend time with you to get to know you so I figure I'll try and get a glimpse into your psyche that way. What's up with that?!

[Sister Havana]

Are those real?

[rainbowbrightCS]

Why don't you lighten your hair? Becuase I am to busy dying it dark.

So you are a blonde that does not want to be blonde?
I like my hair dark thanks.

Are you eyes really green? I bet you wear contacts!
yes my eyes are green, maybe if I take off my GLASSES you could see them better.

So you are from Arizona?
Yes, from PHX.

Is that near Canada? (don't ask, I get this alot)
Does ARIZONA sound french to you. You are thinking of the wrong border.

Is that hair really all yours???
yes, I sit on my hair. If you don't beleive me I can show you picture of my yonger when it was just as long.

Why don't you eat pork?
Becuase it taste nasty.

Only Jewish people don't eat pork, are you jewish?
No, my name is CHRISTIA. I am catholic.

Why do you eat caffenine?
It gives me mirgraines.

Why don't you eat chocolate?
1) it is nasty 2) it gives me mirgraines.

So your dad is Native American? Does he hate white people?
My dad is 1/4 Native American, the 3/4 of his family is Irish-German that we can trace all the back from before the Civil War.

You went to Catholic school! Is it true about catholic school girls?
Yes, it is true that we wear plaid skirts and are forced to attend school mass every so offten. (what were you expecting)

[adpishan]

Is that your real hair color?
Yes and I know you would love to have your hair this color. (red/auburn)

Where do you work again?
The same place I have worked for eight months and no you can't use my discount

Can I see your ID/Do you want a fake ID?
I'm 25 people!!!!

You are in a sorority?
Just because I am married and not the sterotype... grrrr

After looking at my ring....
You're married?


What's your major?
Hotel Admin, and yes that's why I go to school here

So do you want to work in a hotel?
No, I just wanted to pay all this money to get a degree to work at McDonalds

[CatStarESP4]

Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Why aren't you married?

You have a degree in Sociology, did you study social work?

Why aren't working?

Are you old enough to drink? You don't look 31.

Why are you eating that?

I use to do some tabling for an organization I was involved in and I get asked this all the time:
Where is (room, Professor________'s office, the __________ department, bathrooms, etc)? Hello, this not campus information. Do I look like Ms Resource here.

[juniorgrrl]

Ooh, I've got some more since the last time:

How is the wedding coming?
Unless you're offering to be my coordinator, the more details I give you, the more you think that you're going to get an invitation. If you needed to know all this, you would.

When is the wedding?
May 29. And I guess now you're going to tell me you're setting that weekend aside, even though I had no intention of inviting you.

OMG! How big is your ring?
It's a 1.5 carats. Would you like to know what he paid for it, too?

Wow, how'd he afford THAT?
He got a college degree and saved his money for nearly a year. That's what happens when you're willing to wait awhile for what you want

How do you commute an hour every day?
It's quite simple, I get in my car, turn it on, and point my car northwest. To get home, I point it in the opposite direction. And I have lots of CDs.

Is law school really that hard?
No, its a frickin' walk in the park. That's why I have circles under my eyes and a series of nervous tics. School is just so easy, I keep myself up nights just to have something to do.