President Earp's Cabinet

[greeklawgirl]

Originally posted by justamom
Of course Carnation and AXOAlum will have to whip 'em into shape first or Greeklawgirl will throw the book at them. Who KNOWS what Tom would do at the hint of insubordination...

Wait, will this be a DEMOCRACY??? Oh, POOH!

justamom,
As my beloved and very wise mother used to tell me: "This house is not a democracy. You are living under a benevolent dictatorship."

I think that can apply here too.

[Dejajeva]

I'd like to apply for a Public Relations(ships) position-

I could be head of the International Dating Headquarters- finding perfect matches for all those lost hearts out there-



Making everybody happy- isn't that what your term would be all about???

Jessica

[moe.ron]

I would like to put my application for the Sec. of Relation to Africa. I suggest having my office in Durban, South Africa. Great surfing year round, and crazy rugby culture.

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by alphachiohmy
by Alphachiohmy
The Greekchat Daily News

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Move over Ari Fleischer. Here comes Alphachiohmy for the positions of press secretary.

She can take care of the press conferences, news releases and all external and internal communications. She is a brilliant wordsmith and writer.

Her extensive experience includes reading the comics pages of the San Antonio Express News at age 5, potty training her puppy with issues of newspapers and using newspapers to make paper mache for greek floats. Her television experience includes watching NBC's Friends and ABC's Will and Grace.

She was also the Alpha Chi Omega Communications Chair from 1999-2000.

"I am the best person for the job," she said. "The president would be crazy not to add me to his cabinet."

In lesser important roles she has written for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and the Southern Illinoisan. She also wrote for her college newspaper, and served as managing editor.

Reporter Alphachiohmy can be reached at alphachiohmy@aol.com.

I would like to nominate Alphachiohmy to work in President Earp's speechwriting department. Granted, her writing is a little too polished at this point for anyone to believe that the words are the President's own. But I believe that, with lots of practice and a couple of beers, she will be able to emulate President Earp's literary style to the point that the public will not be able to differentiate between speeches written by him or by her.

[Tom Earp]

Please bare it with me My faithful slate and future members, I have been putting in a lot of Hours at shop as am doing 6-ll's and Chapter stuff!

I need to get more input and am looking for Chef of Staff and a hard driving Campaign Manager who can go after the Babys and Blue hairs vote. Well and some Hard Cash for expenses

Fear not MY PEOPLE, YOU are not forgoten! We have a grass roots, well (maybe a weedy) campaign going here!!!!!

We have to Fear Nothing but , well I dont know how to finish this!

I also need a Personal Sec. to keep all of this Stuff Straight! I cant ask 1 st Mom as according to all of the movies we sleep in different bed rooms! Damn, sounds like my life now! Well not sep. rooms as no one to share any room !!!!!!

I am still looking for A Name for our Party and more impotent people to fill these exalted possitions of??????

Remember the deer stops here, oops, the Buck! While in the hell does my Fav. Pres. want a 4 legged creature on his desk!??

Why not a squriall or a turtle!!! Oops getting back into the intern realm of the OVAL OFFICE

Looks like I am going to be working fingers to the NUB, was going to say bone, but my Secret Service, FBI, CIA, Supreme Court Justice, and Att. Gen. would advise me against it!!!!!

Well to LALA land so can hit it again!!!!!!

OH by the way, OTW, your wish is granted, YOU are the head of the House CHEF CORPS

I Love Poi late at night will you be available

Well to my little mat on the floor to get a bit of nappoied!!!!

Late entery, Brookline, You are the Official Biographer to make sure all of this is is put down in some sort of sembalence of order!

Do you accept the job and the arodit resposebility? Damn My big 5 letter word for the day!

[XO_Princess]

I hereby nominate myself(my bad-ass Nursing school self ) to be Head Curer of Hangovers. There are plenty of wine, whiskey, etc. stewards, and they will desire assistance in their times of need (a.k.a. the next morning-ouch!). Do I get the job??

[Tom Earp]

XO, You have the Job, finally someone asksfor a areally Impotent Job!!!!!!! This is a life Saver for Brunch Meetings of the Cabinent and Impotent persons Whom have the Ear of the Pres!

What do you suggest to go with popeyes for Breakfest!? The Eggs Benedict of the common (us ) people

Oh of course the ultimate hangover cure Very Bloody Marys, give me more Worchester Sauce and a bigger celery stick

Well Sig Card and KSig what you think of that receipe for the after late night meetins

Oh, Araya, I will not appoint you you ambassador for South Africa, if it is all rite with you how about All of AFRICA?

OKAY, Now to the Paddeed floor

TTFN my Favorite Folks!!!

Truth Wills Out, Unless You are Lieing!

[DGPhoney]

I feel like a red headed step child, I am always getting left out of the good stuff Whats up Tom E.

DGPhoney~

[James]

I nominate DGPhoney as White House Social Secretary, she can plan and schedule all the social events and parties . . . like a Mixer with the government of France . . .

[Tom Earp]

DGPhoney, My apologies!!!! You defenitaly have the Job of SOCIAL SEC>

But it will be very important as I am sure we will be doing a lot of socializing so you must have a pletheria (SIC) of social ideas to be creative

I will get back ASAP when get time round out or flesh out some more positions.

He who gets no sleep gets suitcases under his eyes

[DGPhoney]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
DGPhoney, My apologies!!!! You defenitaly have the Job of SOCIAL SEC>

But it will be very important as I am sure we will be doing a lot of socializing so you must have a pletheria (SIC) of social ideas to be creative

I will get back ASAP when get time round out or flesh out some more positions.

He who gets no sleep gets suitcases under his eyes

Thanks Tom E i feel better now. allready to do the social thing so i always have ideas The best parties and mixers around. It's like New Years all yr long
Thanks James too sweet* thanks for looking out
Always makes my day
DGPhoney~

[Dejajeva]

WAIT A MINUTE.

I STILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO.

I'm hurt.
I may just leave GC in tears-

-sniffles-

[aggieAXO]

AWWWW Dejajeva, I think you would be great at public relations(ships) not that my opinion counts for crap, But I like your style.

I nominate you-Tom do you accept??? All of us single gals and guys need to keep happy in the US and I think she would be an excellent choice to help find us mates. Not to say we need mates to be happy but it would be nice. Sounds like you need one too?

[amycat412]

Perhaps my position should be changed from Speechwriter to Hollywood Liasion?

After all, who better to get Bon Jovi, Ben Affleck, etc to attend important presidential fundraisers than GC's own resident Hollywood chick amycat??


Amy

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Can I be the secretary of procrastination? I promise I am really good at it.