Have you ever... (read the directions)

[MaMaBuddha]

yes...and i was thinking i was looking PHAT!!! what ever!!!! had a little nugget hangin on for dear life.

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have you did the pee dance in the elevator or going up the stairs and not make it as soon as the key hits the door?

[Bella Pearl 08]

Yes, thanks goodness I have bladder control. However, I was feeling kinda damp all day.

Have you ever purposely sabotage someone at work so they would quit?

[AKA2D '91]

HELL NAW. KARMA IS A BYTCH!


Have you ever gone to make a purchase and your check/debit/credit card was DENIED?

[RedefinedDiva]

Yes. I almost got belligerent with the clerk because I KNEW that I had money in my account.

Have you ever tried anything within your power to get someone at your job fired?

[James]

No thats just wrong . . .

Have you ever embarked upon a crusade to change everything about your life . . just because?

[SKEEphistAKAte]

Yes, that would be when I cut my shoulder-length hair to nothing, went natural, dyed it blonde and left for college.

Have you ever considered an affair with your professor or your boss? Did you act on it?

[9dstpm]

Yes, I have and did. But this particular man was a professor at a college that I attended for a brief time eons ago. He didn't teach any of my classes, though. I was 18 and he was 25 at the time and he was fresh out of grad school. I was impressed because he was older and educated and there was the hint of excitement because he was melanin challenged. It was all good though. We kept it on the serious DL (I mean not even my best friends knew until last year during a spirited game of truth or dare) and when he got a better job offer teaching out of the country, it ended. No bitterness, no four letter words, no tears. Just a sigh and some memories to keep in my head for my novel when I get around to writing it.


Have you ever tried to charge something stupid or very cheap on a credit card?

[desirethegreat1]

Yes. I was on my way home from class and remembered we needed milk at home. So I got to Food World at the cash register and looked into my EMPTY purse and didn't have one red cent! SO I charged 3.00 to the card for some stupid milk.

Have you ever been so addicted to a show (cartoon, soap, or anything) that you taped it EVERYTIME you had to miss it?

In HS I was in LOVE with Passions that I taped it everyday! Then my freshman year it was a lucky break that my classes were schedlued around Passions (how did that happen?)

[Miss. Mocha]

Definitely, that would be, A Different World.





Have you ever accidently slipped into "homegirl/homeboy" mode with a someone of a "lighter hue", during a professional conversation?

[Neosoulchild]

No, but as I get closer and closer to my start date with Corporate America, I'm sure it's bound to happen.

Have you ever hit on a friend's boyfriend?

[bobbyearl93]

Let me see... last time I checked, NO.

Have you ever pumped gas, went over the amount you paid for, and left the gas station without paying the remainder?

[abaici]

Not in SoCal. You pay before you pump. Also, I usually pay by debit/credit card.

Have you ever had a Seinfeld moment?

[lil_sunshine]

I just finished reading this ENTIRE thread and LMBO!!!!!!!!!! OMG, you people are hilarious!!!! But no, I never had a Seinfeld moment, and wouldn't know what it is even if I did have one.

Have you ever vacationed somewhere and NEVER went back b/c you hated it?

[Im_just_me]

Nope...only go somewhere where you have heard good things about...

Have you ever gone to the doctor and thought "Do you really know what you talkin' about?"

[abaici]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine
But no, I never had a Seinfeld moment, and wouldn't know what it is even if I did have one.

/hijack

A routine task leads to drama and comedy (looking for your car)--my cousins and I went to an amusement park in a rental car. Could only remember that the car was white. We scoured the lot for hours. We had to wait until the lot practically emptied before we found the car.