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[LawyerGal]

Originally posted by ShiningStar83
Have you ever had a jack move pulled on you?

THIS GIRL DID KEY MY CAR..... But best believe HE paid to fix that midnight black finish!

What was the best gift you got for Christmas this year?

[ClassyLady]

My Bliss Labs Foot Softening Socks and Salve. The socks are lined with some kind of gel so that when you put lotion, or the salve, on your feet the fabric doesn't absorb it and the heat from your feet help it penetrate. I love these things and I have them on right now. I really didn't think anyone was going to buy them for me when I put them on the list, but the fam looked out.

What was the worst gift that you got for Christmas this year?

[ShiningStar83]

A cigerette pouch
BTW I don't smoke, and that thing is ugly as hayle


Were you ever an accomplice to a friend/relative seeking revenge or "pulling a jack move" on their significant other?

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by ShiningStar83
A cigerette pouch
BTW I don't smoke, and that thing is ugly as hayle


Were you ever an accomplice to a friend/relative seeking revenge or "pulling a jack move" on their significant other?

*le sign*

I can't begin to tell you how many of these I was involved in during college....

~ dumping my girl's ex's stuff (stereo, clothes, etc.) outside in front of his in dorm in the rain.

~ rolling up to the apartment of my girl's ex to ummmm "reposses" the rims and the car stereo

Have you ever slashed someone's tires ?

[1sd]

No...but I came dangerously close, then I realized had I slashed her tires, that would have prolonged her stay. (The ex's ex girl)

Have you ever (for those of you in touch with the public), said something to a client/customer/patient, and then realized "Dag, did I just say that? If I'd had a witness, I would have lost my job!"

[Impressed SF]

Have you ever been caught digging in your nose and taking a taste?? EWWWW

[phoenixrising]

first: hey to the group. I had to jump onto this post. This is tooo funny!

answer to question: naaaahhhhh maaaannn

question: have you ever been asleep & dreamed that you had got up to go the bathroom, only to realize that you didn't actually get up...but still went to the bathroom?

[exquizit]

Yep it was a slumber party joke to stick my hand in warm water while I was sleeping.

Have you ever been afraid to try something new? What was it and what was the outcome?

[Wonderful1908]

Originally posted by exquizit
Yep it was a slumber party joke to stick my hand in warm water while I was sleeping.

Have you ever been afraid to try something new? What was it and what was the outcome?

Yep, I wanted to try jogging instead of the machies at the gym, worked out great and the weight melted off. Now if I could just get off my 5 month hiatus and stop watching it melt back on. Tommorow is the day.....

Have you ever been so drunk you don't remember anything?

[RedefinedDiva]

NO! I can't even get down like that.

Have you ever kept ANY of your New Year's resolutions? Which ine was it?

[Eclipse]

Originally posted by RedefinedDiva

Have you ever kept ANY of your New Year's resolutions? Which ine was it?

I'm sure I have at some point in my almost 40 years of living, but since I can't remember Imma hafta say no!

Have you ever secretly hoped/wished that you would get fired from a job so they would just put you out of your misery?

typed while at work at 9:55 p.m. on a Sunday night *le sigh*

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by Eclipse
Have you ever secretly hoped/wished that you would get fired from a job so they would just put you out of your misery?

Girl, YES!!! When I worked in that dreaded call center! I did everything that I could to get fired, but they would NOT fire me!! Finally I just quit. I'm almost at that same point at my current job.

Have you ever caught people (not family) having sex?

[Sugar_N_Spice]

Originally posted by Ideal08
Have you ever caught people (not family) having sex?

Naw, thank God. But I have caught folks in the "aftermath"--laid up and "stuh" with each other naked after they had sex on numerous occassions...Hilarious!!!

Have you ever been caught having sex (or in the "aftermath" of having sex) by someone (roommate, family, etc.)???

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by Sugar_N_Spice
Have you ever been caught having sex (or in the "aftermath" of having sex) by someone (roommate, family, etc.)???

The Aftermath... girl, yes! Me and the ex had his apartment to ourselves one night, so we christened the living room. As we lay there in the glow, we hear the key turn in the lock. We BOOKED upstairs!! (lol, i ain't said BOOKED in a minute, lol) Not long after that, I guess we didn't learn our lesson. We always wanted something to eat or drink afterwards, so one day when we are over there home alone again, we go down to the kitchen afterwards. But we go down there naked. Damn if his roommate and his roommate's girlfriend didn't come home at that exact moment. We heard the key turn and screamed DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!! I ran upstairs first, then the ex, but the roommate still saw the naked arse of the ex. Good times...

Have you ever needed the Heimlich (sp?) performed on you?

[ClassyLady]

Originally posted by Ideal08
Have you ever needed the Heimlich (sp?) performed on you?

Nope.

Have you ever performed the Heimlich on someone else?