If ............One More time somebody gonna get cut!

[UNNOspr99]

If one mo lazy child here at work has the NERVE to tell someone not to disturb them and ......

Aint did their chores....

Ain' paying no Rent,

Keeps leaving their room like a pigsty,

and keeps leaving electrical appliances on all night like they name is Consumers Energy.......

SOMEBODY is gonna ........(ya'll know the rest)

(It is true.......some people are alive because it is against the law to kill them )

I used to like kids.

[aurora_borealis]

If I have to deal with any more ignorant people this week with hateful language about the gender/ethnicity/sexual orientation/etc of other people, I am go to go the hell OFF.

I told said people I did NOT appreciate what they were saying, they continued to say it, so I left. I know I can't change people's mind, but can they please STFU? Some other people left with me, and I am so very proud of them. I'm glad I'm not the only person who isn't going to tolerate that behavior.

[#1 Leading Lady]

TTT

If I hear the Whisper Song on the Radio one more time today.........I going to cut the DJ

If the company I work for doesn't recognize that just because it's Spring doesn't constitute the air condition being on....it's 51 degrees and they blasting air.......The better recognize I have on my heater and a jacket.....if they don't turn it OFF....I'm a cut a rug!!

[9dstpm]

The next parent that talks to me any kind of way will get cut!!

The next parent that expects me to "fix" their child will get cut!!

[ljkelly]

The 12 yr. old client came to visit once again with her report card:

Me: You are failing math.
12 YOC: I know, Ms. 9dstpm. I don't like math. I can't concentrate.

Me: You need math in everyday life. Quit daydreaming about Usher so much and concentrate on your work.

12 YOC: Everyday life? Like when I marry Usher? I can count his money!

Me: Ummm, no. I mean everyday life
when you come to visit me and Dennis and count how much money he spends on me! (Laughter)

12 YOC: You mean you're gonna be spending his Social Security check or that Ugly People check that he gets cause he is UGLY! And old!

Me: (shaking my head) See, you're blind too. That's the other reason why you're failing math. Can't see anything.......

I KNOW this is off the subject but your siggy made me laugh out loud!!!

[aurora_borealis]

If my roommates:
1) decide to have another party, and get so drunk they cannot control their guests (one roommate puked in the tub, thankfully I have my own bathroom). I invited one guest, and she didn't break the towel rack or any bottles, thankyouverymuch.
2) get an attitude with me for not socializing because I have a kidney infection, headache, bloody nose and a fever above 102 (if either of you were sick I would have cancelled the party, or at least ended it early)
3) friends show up, don't bring anything, then mooch off of us or other guests
4) can't clean a damn thing up, there are spills everywhere, and it smells

I'd also like to mention the girl that saw me cleaning up, and said "this is why I never have parties at my place" then GET OUT you trifling HEFFA, also there is no reason for you to go into my bedroom. If there are decorations on the door, and my name, it is obviously not a bathroom (which you already passed).

I already chewed out the puking roommate for not staying sober, and not controlling her guests, in addition to cleaning up the mess. I picked up three trash bags worth of cans bottles and cups last night, left by people who are neither my friends nor my guests.

[christiangirl]

If...

...my dad yells at me one more time because of something he though I said (but I said something entirely different)...

...one more person calls me short...

...it gets one degree hotter in this room...

...one more person complains that my store doesn't have the book they need...

...one more little kid rips all the books off a shelf, then walks away...

...one more guy flirts with me and I find out HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND...

...SOMEBODY'S GETTIN' CUT UP IN THIS PIECE!!!!! (especially over that last one, don't play with me)