If ............One More time somebody gonna get cut!
 

Greetings all,

I am venting right now. Feel free to join the rant if you are so inclined:

....If another teenager at my job look at me like I'm short....
....If another fool on Kappa Chat asks about stuff that ain't his or her business.......
....If 7am doesn't come soon so I can go home....
.....If 9pmdst says one more word about Dennis Haysbert :rolleyes: (luv ya, gurl)
.....If I I do another Graphic Design project for another Broke A$$ "Client"....
......If I see another Semester without NUPES on tha yard at my Alma Matter.......
......If I don't get paid today for this website I did.........

....SOMEBODY GONNA GET CUT!!!

I'm sorry for the silly stuff ya'll. I am on the final stretch of a 11p-7a shift and I am whipped.

One more word about Dennis Haysbert. :p You betta love me, you live with me. :p

Oh dayum. THis is your husband?

Yup. He doesn't GC very much b/c he uses the computer @home for his freelance projects.

I remember him saying he had a Delta wife. But he had been MIA for a while and I thought he lived in SC. :confused:

At any rate, :cool:

if one more client says i can only meet you at xyz time and then doesn't show up

if one more person asks me why i'm still single

if one more person leaves me a message saying call right back and then can't be reached

if one more doctor does something to hurt my only remaining parent

someone is gonna get cut

I hate that too about my clients. :mad: Then when you call them to ask why they didn't show up, they want to catch an attitude with you. :mad: :mad:

If I see any of these clothing items at the bar tonight, I won't cut them with anything other than a dirty azz look:
ponchos

trucker hats

uggs

tube tops when they know they shouldn't

butt crack

low rise pants that are too tight or cut wrong and give a skinny girl rolls

thongs/strings hanging out

a bra that doesn't work with the top (straps too wide, shows out the top, all lumpy etc)

velour sweatsuits

free martha t-shirts

open toed shoes with freaky frito toes

slinging some monogrammed handbag (that is likely not real, but if it is is the cheapest item made by said company) like she is some hot isht couture queen

I think that covers it for now

LMAO!!!

If my co-worker mis-pronounces the name of this agency wrong ONE MO' TIME, she gon' git cut.

If a certain Delta :rolleyes: don't stop winking at a certain Alpha, she gon' git cut :mad:;):p LOL!!!

Oh it's all in love, plus my contacts are making my eyes tired so I just wink a lot this late in the evening. RBL is just my debate partner ROFL (you know about why make it last forever is not the greatest love song of all time).

if peeps will not buy back one more textbook of mine! Those textbooks were hella expensive this semester. I should get sooooomething back. :(

If people do not stop eating my candy at my desk . . .somebody gonna get cut!!

If people do not stop going through my desk looking for candy. . .somebody gonna get cut!!

I might have to borrow CT4's RBK or go find my boxcutter.:o

If you want I can send a fax.

Dear Thieving Azz Coworkers,

Step off!!!

Thug Life forever,
Anonymous

P.S. (pic of knife)

I WOOOOOOOOSH my coworkers would try to steal my SPONGEBOB Fruit Snacks or my multiple packs of Applesauce. . . I would SET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF UP IN DERE!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

You a good one because I would straight up go OFFFFFFFFFFFFF on a fool who dared to take my candy. My name ain't CVS aisle 4. :mad: