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08-23-2004, 04:42 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Somewhere on DAT KRYPTONITE!!
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
You are surely surely surely going to ROAST in the BLUE FLAMES of HELL for THAT ONE!!! 
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BAHAAAAAA!!! I know, soror, I know..... 
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08-23-2004, 06:14 AM
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"It really WASN'T a wardrobe malfunction" - Janet Jackson
" I know my man is towe up and hates to pay taxes" -Janet Jackson
"I hate my sister...I know I sing MUCH better than her!!" (Solange, Ashlee Simpson)
"Pardon me...do you have any Grey Pupon? (spoken in a British accent) - Yin Yang Twins, Lil John
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08-23-2004, 11:00 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: In SoCal, serving all mankind
Posts: 3,580
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My movie was #1 at the box-office this weekend~Chris Rock
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08-23-2004, 02:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Working my 1 and 1/2 jobs!
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I really don't like wearing those tailor made suits, I prefer to buy off the rack~ Steve Harvey
I'm just a normal person. I mean,wearing my hubby's blood in a vial around my neck and kissing my brother full on the mouth is something everyone does. ~Angelina Jolie
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Diaper spelled backwards is repaid. Think about it. ~ my mother-in-law
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08-23-2004, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Chillin' like a villain
Posts: 875
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Originally posted by lostnfound117
"Pardon me...do you have any Grey Pupon? (spoken in a British accent) - Yin Yang Twins, Lil John
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! You're crazy!
You're trying HARD to get folks fired, kicked out the library, etc. this afternoon, huh?
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08-23-2004, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Nuevo Jersey...all the time wishing that I was in Puerto Rico!!!
Posts: 363
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Of corse this is my real nose~Michael Jackson
That's not Tommy and me in that video~ Pamela Anderson
I should have stayed with P. Diddy~ J. Ho
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08-23-2004, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Chillin' like a villain
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Originally posted by blackerican
That's not Tommy and me in that video~ Pamela Anderson
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Add to that one Paris Hilton and Rick Soloman (Shannon Doherty's ex-husband)... 
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08-23-2004, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the State of the SuperBowl Champs!!!
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"All my songs don't sound the same!" (Jagged Edge, Ja Rule and Nelly)
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08-23-2004, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Purple is so not my color ~ Prince
I'm underdressed ~ Lil Kim, Christina Aguilera, Britney etc
I need to find a great composer, or some original beats - Puffy Diddy, etc
This wig looks awful - P Diddy's Mama
My name is Whitney and I'm a drug addict (Hi Whitney!)
(singing) Girl You Know it's True!!! - Milli Vanilli
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08-23-2004, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 1,001
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Originally posted by msn4med1975
"I recently discovered a cold fusion that will save us from our oil dependent lives." Jessica Simpson
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This "quote" made me laugh so hard that the person in the cubicle next to me noticed!
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08-23-2004, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Blazing Southwest
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Umm Nelta (yes I gotta call you by your govt name ROFL) you was wrong for that but it was FUNNY.
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08-23-2004, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: **I don't know**
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Hubby and I are reading the latest Jet (the one with Brandy on the cover)
Me: Umm, Honey, Brandy says that she and Robert had a spiritual union. Is that the new term for just screwing?
Hubby: Only if she's saying "Oh, God. Oh, God" during sex.
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I just had to let 9dstpm that this was SOOOOO funny! I damn near fell out the chair laughin.
All the other quotes were hilarious too....
I will add some when I can think of some.
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08-23-2004, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: So close to the city of Big Shoulders, that I can almost taste it
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"Flashy? Nobody has ever told me that I'm flashy in my life." ~ Bishop Don Juan
"Boring? Everybody thinks I'm the most interesting person they've ever met." ~ Kelly Rowland.
"A dog? Are you actually telling me that I look like a dog? Nobody has ever said that to me in my life!" ~ Snoop
"Sleazy? Nobody has ever told me that I dress sleazy in my life!" ~ Brittney; Beyonce; Christina Aguilera/ Millian.
"Weird looking? What do you mean, weird looking? Nobody has ever said that to me in my life? ~ Michael Jackson
"Ja Rule? You think me and him were having sex until wifey put a stop to it? Nobody has ever accused me of having something going on with Ja Rule in my life!" ~ Ashanti
"Low self-esteem? I don't have low self-esteem. Nobody has ever accused me of having low self-esteem in my life!" ~ J Lo ; Lil Kim
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08-23-2004, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: where ever the voices in my head tell me to go
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'" I'm currently reading "How to Win Friends and Influence People" and I must say it's the best book every written. The things in it really spoke to me." - Mike Tyson and anyone else with an anger management problem
"I take my wedding vows very seriously and would never ever cheat on my wife with another woman." Bill Clinton, Rick Fox etc
"I had a wonderful normal childhood." Bobbi Kristina, Michael Jackson
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08-23-2004, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: the sleeper cab of my tractor trailer all over the 48
Posts: 2,723
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Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
"I had a wonderful normal childhood." Bobbi Kristina, Michael Jackson
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Ouch. You'll hear from her in about 10 years with a tell-all book.
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