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02-04-2009, 01:25 AM
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Hahah I love this thread. Is it funny that I predicted fart content before I even opened it?
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02-04-2009, 05:07 AM
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I know I'm not supposed to lust, but every time I look at the assistant principal at my site, I get the urge to play "naughty intern" just to see if he'd take the bait.  So help me God, whenever I get near him I just want to throw him down on a desk and have all of his little chocolate babies.
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03-06-2009, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
I know I'm not supposed to lust, but every time I look at the assistant principal at my site, I get the urge to play "naughty intern" just to see if he'd take the bait. So help me God, whenever I get near him I just want to throw him down on a desk and have all of his little chocolate babies. |
Well damn.. lol!!
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03-26-2009, 11:27 AM
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Just came out of the toilet. I think I found the WMD Bush was looking for in Iraq.
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02-04-2009, 09:43 AM
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This might take some explination.
In college I drank, unaware of my allergies to malt, grapes, etc. I developed an internal hemroid, basically a swollen vein on the inside of my butt cheek.
One day I farted so hard that it popped.
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02-04-2009, 11:54 AM
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^^^ lmao that's disgusting!!
And christiangirl, I'm the same about the principal I work for-he got all gussied up for the inauguration and gave a speech to the student body. I swear, all the female faculty were ready to drop trou for dude.
He'd totally get it. Twice daily.
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02-06-2009, 08:16 AM
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Just saw somebody pick his nose and ate his booger.
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03-05-2009, 04:53 PM
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i want to fuck this aka that takes gym class with me. homegurl got a nice bodyyyyyyyy
bow chica wow owwwww
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03-06-2009, 04:14 AM
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Man, my secretary called in sick today. I'm going to fixed income and flirt with the cute girl. I wonder if she'll like to say hello to the anaconda.
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03-06-2009, 03:47 PM
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My sneezes sound dying monkeys.
If I hadn't said it already, last week I puked so much I popped a blood vessel.
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03-06-2009, 04:10 PM
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Disclaimer: This thread is NOT rated PG 13
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03-25-2009, 03:48 AM
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So, a friend of mine send me a link for me to visit. Ok, let me set this up . . . I just got done listening to some Justice and I was blaring it up. My computer at work was hooked up to a nice Bosse Speakers with nice subwoofer.
Well, my friend usually send me some funny links and didn't thing anything. Little did I know that it was a link to a porn style youtube, straight to the action. I think the whole office herd moaning and groaning from my office and thought that I was getting busy with some girl.
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03-25-2009, 11:03 AM
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This is no longer snot coming out of my nose, its brain fluid.
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03-26-2009, 12:08 AM
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I need a pat on the back for making it through this thread. Seriously, I'm the most squeamish person and a bit of a priss too but it's actually pretty funny.
Here's my version of TMI...my gynecologist looks like Michael McDonald (of the Doobie Brothers). I love my gynecologist but I can't help but lay there with my feet in the air, look down and think, "Takin' it to the streets!"
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03-26-2009, 12:38 AM
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^^^hahaha
my TMI that I felt the need to share: The athlete's foot is gone. Jock itch is steal healing. The cruex burns less in the morning for some reason. Burns at night though. It's like a dupont lab right next to my nut sack.
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