Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[amIblue?]

How is it that you have a legitimate excuse to leave early EVERY Friday?

[BraveMaroon]

Y'all need to shut the hell up. Or I will go to your boss and tell him you clearly don't have enough to do - but based on his shenanigans, he doesn't either.

Still. Cram it with walnuts, please.

[AOIIalum]

Do not expect to call me with an hour and twenty minutes left in the work week to ask me how to handle something that I do not have the authority or clearance to even touch.

[txAOII_15]

Gonna be such a long Saturday, ALL I can think about is the Postal Service show tonight. BUT, it's my last Saturday at this job! Hoozah!

[wrigley]

You've been here less than a month. In that span of time you've either called off and not show up or stroll in 10 minutes late or more at least a dozen times. Then you raise your voice to me and challenge on every assignment I give you because it's not what you want to hear. Don't get ticked at the messenger. The direction comes from our boss. Then tonight you had a temper tantrum because you couldn't do what you want. Thank God there was another co-worker who was a witness to this. As well, it was confirmed by the witness co-worker that she has smelled liquor on your breath on more than one occassion. She wasn't the only one and confirmed my suspicions because I've smelled it on you every time you've worked with me.

[lovespink88]

You are a lovely person and I truly hope that your confidence continues to improve and that you do well...

But GIRL, if you think that this is too much work, you would be eaten alive if you tried a week at my old job.

[AlphaFrog]

If this gets blamed on me, I'm going to scream.


Also - I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TONIGHT! NENER-NENER-NENER!

[AlwaysSAI]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Also - I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TONIGHT! NENER-NENER-NENER!

Good luck, AF! I hope it works out for the best because turning in your resignation letter at a job that drives you crazy is very freeing.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

Good luck, AF! I hope it works out for the best because turning in your resignation letter at a job that drives you crazy is very freeing.

Thanks! The interview went well - he ended by saying "I like what I heard" and he didn't even blink at my current salary. On top of just NOT.BEING.HERE. (my current job), this one is LESS than 3 miles from my house, a much bigger company with room for growth, and a much more focused position. While I do like the variety of my current job, it sucks that because of the variety, my boss expects me to have my nose in everything. She's such a busybody noseypants.

[BraveMaroon]

I think it's adorable that you think you're being healthy - but Vegan Chocolate Cake is still cake.

And so, no thank you.

[lovespink88]

Now I feel like a jerk because the girl I referenced in my last post sent me a really nice compliment...

[lovespink88]

Congrats!

What I want to say...

You realize that newspaper is a dying medium, yes? And in a small town, I'm sure you're hurting for revenue, right?

Talk to me like that again when I ask you a simple question (politely) and we'll see if you make the plan next year.

[TPA85]

GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND CONDUCT BUSINESS!!!!!

[Sadfly]

I gave you the draft memo months ago. You even wanted me to double check info so I am assuming you were reading the memo at the time?

So months later, you give me permission to send out the memo...and then bitch to me that there is something wrong!

WELL EXCUSE ME! I gave you the documentation, not my fault you and your boss didn't read it like I though you would

[chitownxo]

Holy counter-offer, Batman! Now what do I do?