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[cheerfulgreek]

[knight_shadow]

OK, now. I realize that we're all guys, but seriously...pubes in the sinks?

I do not need someone else's ball remnants near my hands.

Thanks.

[IrishLake]

CG... once upon an undergrad time, i was a pre-vet student. i was amazed that a neuter was so easy, like popping grapes out of the skins... and watching a spay made me pass out cold. I'm blaming the empathy factor.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by IrishLake

CG... once upon an undergrad time, i was a pre-vet student. i was amazed that a neuter was so easy, like popping grapes out of the skins... and watching a spay made me pass out cold. I'm blaming the empathy factor.

Nope. They're not difficult to do, especially with cats. It's just that with large dogs, the gubernaculum makes it tough, so you really have to pull. Spays are fun, unless one of the LVTs forgets to express the bladder, or if the dog is in heat.

[cheerfulgreek]

[moe.ron]

Not a good idea to have your computer and full blast while loading a file from a friend, who happen to send you a porn flick without telling you.

New secretary, not as hot, but would still bone her.

[christiangirl]

^^I had to go back to the first post and see if that was you because this sounded familiar. I was right.

I feel like I have a booger but I checked and I don't. So what the heck is going on in my left nostril?

[Dionysus]

So, I started having orgasms around last Christmas. Nice present, ho ho ho!

I'm actually anxious about having them around another person. God knows, they might get slapped, peed on, elbowed, walls banged on, have neighbors waking up, etc. etc.

Hopefully I can adjust to having such intense stimulation, eventually.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by Dionysus

So, I started having orgasms around last Christmas. Nice present, ho ho ho!

I'm actually anxious about having them around another person. God knows, they might get slapped, peed on, elbowed, walls banged on, have neighbors waking up, etc. etc.

Hopefully I can adjust to having such intense stimulation, eventually.

*offers a toast*

[pshsx1]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.

That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...

Good lord. Were you doing jumping jacks?

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

OK, now. I realize that we're all guys, but seriously...pubes in the sinks?

I do not need someone else's ball remnants near my hands.

Thanks.

lmfao

But seriously, when I see hair on the toilet seat, I'm disgusted. How hard is it to grab a piece of TP and wipe the seat off.

[dreamseeker]

Originally Posted by pshsx1

Good lord. Were you doing jumping jacks?

looool

i can't stop laughing at the imagery. oh lawd.

i really want to use this and k_s' original statement as my new siggy...but mo naked hoes still has a place in my heart.

decisions, decisions...

[dreamseeker]

bump!

currently i'm craving:
-mashed potatoes
-bbq ribs
-chocolate
-ice cream
-pizza

i just want to eat the whole world. how is that TMI you ask? think about it. take a second...*ping!*

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by dreamseeker

bump!

currently i'm craving:
-mashed potatoes
-bbq ribs
-chocolate
-ice cream
-pizza

i just want to eat the whole world. how is that TMI you ask? think about it. take a second...*ping!*

Oh.... OH... REALLY?!

[dreamseeker]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Oh.... OH... REALLY?!

oh. wait. not the OH REALLY kind. the oh really kind that is no surprise. LOL! i forgot to clarify. haha!

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by dreamseeker

oh. wait. not the OH REALLY kind. the oh really kind that is no surprise. LOL! i forgot to clarify. haha!

Wait. Now I'm confu... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah that's a big difference and typically mutually exclusive >.>