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When the boogyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never goes hunting--ever. "Hunting" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
And no.... Chuck Norris is NOT hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity -- Twice.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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