Re-Use Sex toys?

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by valkyrie

Let's look at it like this -- I've yet to meet a heterosexual man who uses sex toys on himself. If a couple accumulates a large collection, I'd venture to guess that it's because the man is lacking in some department and the woman isn't satisfied -- either that, or she likes experimentation. Either way, once they part ways, why does he need or want them?

You're obviously unfamiliar with the "Ralphie Treatment" my friend - if you'd like, I think Bobby or Rudestar can draw you a flow chart, provide diagrams, something.

While I was still in college, I had a huge fight with my boyfriend at the time and I ended up crying for hours! Of course every sister around knew what had happened and told my big Katie.
Well about 3 hours after the fight my big knocks on my door with 3 other sisters and hands me this real pretty present!
I opened it and it was this huge hot pink dildo thing!
Katie then says "Little, as long as you have one of those, you will never need a man!"
(The things your sisters will do to cheer you up & make you feel better!)

Well...the next day my boyfriend drives up with some flowers to appoligize & work things out and when I escorted him to my room, he sees my hot pink dildo on the shelf on "display" and was like UMK THEN! I told him where it came from and he didnt believe me! LMAO!