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06-10-2004, 02:18 AM
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LMAO....i def need this thread right now.  since my worst pain comes from the left (ironic, no?), we just call her "hillary" and call it a day.
she said, "bleeding something elses" tooooo funnaaay!
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06-10-2004, 09:43 AM
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this thread is great
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06-10-2004, 10:20 AM
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Today my half people were acting up. I reminded them of a little Supreme Court decision called "Roe vs. Wade". That calmed them down.
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06-10-2004, 10:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Today my half people were acting up. I reminded them of a little Supreme Court decision called "Roe vs. Wade". That calmed them down.
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I like to tell mine about Planned Parenthood v. Casey. I also remind them about the secret tribunals for infidels like them.
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06-10-2004, 10:49 AM
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Does that make birth control devices weapons of mass destruction??? 
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06-10-2004, 10:53 AM
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Does that make birth control devices weapons of mass destruction???
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YES AND THAT IS WHY WE DECLARE JIHAD ON THEM!
-This guest post has been brought to you by GP's ovaries.
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06-10-2004, 11:29 AM
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Like Rush Limbaugh, mine are so drugged up as to be of no use to me whatsoever.
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Yup, mine too.
I am CTFU at this thread. My co worker thinks I am nuts.
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06-10-2004, 01:55 PM
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Well, mine don't work correctly and haven't for years. Maybe I should just wear a sign that says
"OUT OF ORDER"
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06-10-2004, 01:59 PM
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Originally posted by tinydancer
Well, mine don't work correctly and haven't for years. Maybe I should just wear a sign that says
"OUT OF ORDER"
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So I suppose your ova are democrats because they expect the government to support them while they're out of work. 
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06-10-2004, 02:00 PM
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So I suppose your ova are democrats because they expect the government to support them while they're out of work.
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Hahaha!! I hope mine are democrats because I don't want them to work! I'll have to start giving them free food and health care to encourage them to sit on their asses.
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06-10-2004, 02:11 PM
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Originally posted by valkyrie
Hahaha!! I hope mine are democrats because I don't want them to work! I'll have to start giving them free food and health care to encourage them to sit on their asses.
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Mine are anarchists. Little b*tches.
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06-10-2004, 02:15 PM
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So I suppose your ova are democrats because they expect the government to support them while they're out of work.
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LOLOL I never thought of it that way!
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06-10-2004, 03:59 PM
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My left one and my right one are fighting over which Bush is better. 
My uterus keeps telling them neither, but they just don't listen! Just like a Republican, not caring about the majority. 
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06-10-2004, 04:13 PM
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So I suppose your ova are democrats because they expect the government to support them while they're out of work.
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Hahaha!! I hope mine are democrats because I don't want them to work! I'll have to start giving them free food and health care to encourage them to sit on their asses.
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Wow! Those are straight up Republican comments!! I hope neither of you end up without a job/laid off one day!! Actually, let me change that--for that type of comment- I HOPE YOU DO!
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06-10-2004, 04:22 PM
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Wow! Those are straight up Republican comments!! I hope neither of you end up without a job/laid off one day!! Actually, let me change that--for that type of comment- I HOPE YOU DO!
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I don't think either of them are Republican. I know for a fact one of them is not. This thread is a joke!
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