I think my ova are Republicans.
 

I'm really concerned. It's like, I don't want my eggs growing up to be something that totally goes against everything I believe in, you know?

Oh my gosh!

I seriously thought I was the only one.

Not only are they Republican, they hate me. They're racist.

My sperm are Communists, and its freaking me out.

Mine have been waging uterine jihad against me for over a decade now. They have to be Republican, because only Republicans wage holy wars.

Quote of the month

If it's going to be quote of the month, I would like to point out the fact that I actually said this first and Kath stole it.

I'm glad; my ovum are pretty clearly liberal since they are so hateful and bitter, as all good liberals are. ;)

Uterine jihad is all mine. You just came up with that as my reason. WE will share the honor, because people from Wisconsin are good neighbors.

Sharing is caring.

does that make you ladies bleeding heart liberals then?

No, just bleeding something elses.

lol nasty. I opened myself up to that answer. blah. :p ;)

You are so crazy, lol! Uterine jihad, hahahaha! :p :)

Like Rush Limbaugh, mine are so drugged up as to be of no use to me whatsoever.

1st runner up to quote of the month. lol

Re: I think my ovum are Republicans.
 

I should give you my mom's phone number so you can call her up for advice on how to cope with having-a-Republican-child-despite trying-to-teach-her-the-right-way-to-vote! ;)