I had no idea Colin had a website but this is from his website about the spitting incident and other stuff:
1. Melissa advising Julie to burn in hell: Julie did, allegedly, according to many humanoids, attempt to swindle many dollars from Princess Melissa (Melissa wasn't having it). In fact, according to Woodward & Bernstein, Julie and her mother continue to swindle ex-Real Worlders out of their money on a daily basis – just ask any person, besides Theo, who has ever been on The Real World and they’ll tell you to steer clear of the Stoffers.
2. One thing that MTV left on the cutting room floor was what LT really did when Jake said that he thought LT should be voted off because he was the weakest link. What you saw was LT just standing there. What happened was LT going on one of the biggest roid rages of all time: Fuck this, fuck that, fuck, fuck, y’all tryin’ to vote me off, this is some bullshit…fuck. LT would have been yelling at a loud volume if he hadn’t lost his voice because he hadn’t slept during the previous 72 hours (he also missed his flight to Jamaica, isn’t in the open of the show, and almost missed The Challenge altogether).
3. Speaking of not making it to Jamaica, Puck got kicked off of his plane for “threatening” a stewardess. About 25 cast members were on a red-eye flight from LA to Jamaica (most ex Real Worlders live in LA because they want to be more famous). He was acting belligerent and the stewardess had to tell him to calm the hell down. Puck then responded with this gem: “You’re just fucking with me because I’m black.” The plane had already taxied to the runway. They had to turn around, go back to the gate, and have him escorted off of the plane by security. A production assistant left with him to get him another flight. He said, “Fuck it, I’m going home.” And the p.a. had to convince him to stay. I think she said, “Come on, this is your whole existence.” And he said, “Oh yeah.”
4. David E. spat on Puck. David B. facilitated the making of a resolution. You saw all of this. What you didn’t see was Jon Murray (the executive producer who tried to tell Puck that he was getting kicked off the show) responding to the proposed resolution: “The only way I’ll agree to that resolution is if we can film David E. spitting in Puck’s face.” If a Real Worlder sees a tree fall in the forest, nobody is filming it, and it never airs on national television, did it really happen? What kind of grown 50-something man agrees to the resolution of a spitting match between, respectively a 34-year-old and a 32-year-old man by saying, “Yes, all of this Puck spitting business will be nullified and forever forgotten if we, the devils, can film the mucosal retribution.”? I think somebody’s got a one-way second class bus ticket to a little place that I like to call, oh I don’t know, hell.
5. Remember David E. saying, “You know damn well if I would have spat in someone’s face, I would be packing my bags and going home right now.”? Well, that’s not true. Those buses that we got off of when they threatened to kick Puck off were taking us to film the open of the show. For one skit, we (the guys) had to play tug-of-war against the girls. While we were filming, David E. dropped the rope (which didn’t have any effect on the team because he weighs less than an 8-year-old boy – minus the Timberland boots and flannel shirt that he was wearing in 100-degree heat and 100% humidity in Jamaica). What was I saying? Oh yeah, he dropped the rope, walked up to Puck, and spat one of the biggest loogies of all time right in his face. With loogie stuck to his face and dripping from his eye, Puck dropped the rope, precipitating the immediate girls dropping like dominoes effect, walked up to the executive producer, loogie still intact,
pointed to his eye and asked Jon Murray what he was going to do about the loogie walk-by. Nothing happened, David E. was not kicked off, and filming continued.
6. David E. wasn’t done yet. When we got back to the “compound” he walked up to Beth S. who happened to be standing near me and he spat a loogie in her face. I go on. Some of his looch hit Ayanna who was standing next to Beth S., and Ayanna almost kicked the shit out of him. However, very wisely, Ayanna held back some pummeling David E., which she could have very easily, because she didn’t want to fall into the stereotype of angry person of color on MTV (in her own words, “Hell nah, I ain’t doing that shit again”). David E. was still not asked to leave.
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