Which do you prefer?

[CkretCrush8]

Original Michael Jackson, Like a Virginia Madonna, Beverly Hills Cop Eddie Murphy

NONE OF THE ABOVE..yuck! I couldn't see being involved w/ any of them!

Front Clasp...so much easier than bending your arm backwards to unhook your bra...it's less time-consuming

Wash a PAIR by HAND than go without...and go out the same day to buy some more

ASTRO...

Paper Cut

Good Cop

Fresh Prince

Laurence Fishbourne

Singer

My life is more valuable than any amount of $$$! But if i had to put a value on it, considering what my family could come up in short notice, $1.5 million dollars (combination of all family assets, savings, mutual bonds, etc.,)

Father, I'm coming home

observe family/friends

Chancey ~ Sorority Sisters (Tajuana TJ Butler)

Frosted Flakes, just sweet enough to satisfy you and have you coming back for more

[CrimsonTide4]

8) The Fresh Prince or Will Smith? Will Smith

9) LARRY Fishburne or LAURENCE Fishbourne? LAURENCE


1) If you were on Star Search (remember that show?)..What category would you compete in- singer, comedian, actor, or TV spokesmodel?
COMEDIAN/ACTOR

2) If you were kidnapped, what would you consider to be a reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would "pay up" or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger?

My family is broke and cannot afford what I am worth and knowing the Action Jackson mofos in my family, they would plot some hare brained azz scheme that would leave me kidnapped for years.

3) What would you say as your "last words" if you were about to be executed? Remember to keep it short and simple.

It would be a prayer similar to Exquisite5's asking for forgiveness and a place in heaven with Him and my daddy.

4) If you could be invisible for an hour each day, what would you do during that hour?
Well if it were for tomorrow, I would spy on the interviewer for my interview tomorrow so I could see the questions I am going to be asked. Otherwise, I really don't know.

5) If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?

So many books, so many characters but as an ENGLISH TEACHER I give a thumbs up and a H*LL YEAH to Exquisite5's reply of Atticus Finch. However, I think I would choose off the top of my head Misty and Reesy from the Scenes of a Sistah/Getting to the Good Part books by Lolita Files.


6) What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? (key factors: remains crispy in milk, amount of sugar, vitamin fortification)

Chit, Pop Tarts, oh wait Cereal -- chit, umm, the cereal I hate FROSTED MINI WHEATS -- sweet on one side and not sweet on the other. (It is paaaaast my bedtime and I just finished 5 1/2 hours of grading sh*tty boo boo hot mess research papers so my brain is siiiiiizzled out.)

[librasoul22]

CT4, sorry to laugh at your sizzledness, but WOO-HAH, your post was FUNNY!

8) Fresh Prince

9) Uh...Laurence?

1) TV spokesmodel.

2) My fam would be like YAY, y'all did us a favor, shoot!! We will pay you to KEEP her!

3) Last words? I wouldn't have any...the only one who would need to know them would not have to hear them aloud. And I wouldn't want to give the executioner the pleasure of hearing my voice one last time.

4) Oh, I would love it! I would observe everyone and write it in a journal like Harriet the Spy.

5) I would bring Shakespeare's Hamlet to life. I absolutely love his character.

6) I do not eat cereal, so I guess Frosted Flakes cause I'm GRRRRRRREAT! (The only cereal commercial I can remember...yes it has been THAT long since I have had cable )

[thesweetestone]

1) I love him however he is! Madonna rocks! I like the Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy
2) I love that show but I wouldn't want either of those men.
3) rear clasp bras
4) go without!!
5)Dino
6) skinned knee
7) bad cop

[kitten03]

Here are some more:

1) If you were on Star Search (remember that show?)..What category would you compete in- singer, comedian, actor, or TV spokesmodel?

Definately a TV spokesperson...I'd actually like to intice people to buy cheap crap

2) If you were kidnapped, what would you consider to be a reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would "pay up" or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger?

1,000,000 is resonable for someone as precious as me. But as for my family...Dem Needros would ambush the dag on kidnappers like something out of a movie. I'm embarassed to think about them. I'm sure $500 would be a stretch for them to pay for me.

3) What would you say as your "last words" if you were about to be executed? Remember to keep it short and simple.

See ya later

4) If you could be invisible for an hour each day, what would you do during that hour?

Depends on the season...If it were winter...I'd lay in the snow and make snow angels. When people see me and get scared... i'd jump up and throw snow balls at them.

5) If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?

It would have to be either Max from "Where the Wild Things are" or the dog from How the Grinch stole Christmas...I felt really bad for him


6) What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? (key factors: remains crispy in milk, amount of sugar, vitamin fortification)

It would have to be special K...crispy in milk, very nutricious and low on sugar. I'm not a sweet person Besides that, my name starts with a K and I'm special ( in a non yellow bus kind of way)

[thesweetestone]

8) Will Smith
9) Lawrance Fishbourne

1) Singer - I'd try
2)Lord, nobody would kidnap me. Everybody knows my people are broke!
3)Pray that God will take me in. "I wasn't that bad Jesus. Can you give a sista a break!"
4)I would probably go steal something! Money is most likely what I would steal!
5) can I get back to you on that one?
6) Fruit Loops- I'm sweet and colorful!

[nikki25]

1) Original Michael Jackson or surgically altered Michael Jackson? Like a Virgin Madonna or Hindu Priestess Madonna? Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy or Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy?

Original MJ and the new Eddie Murphy (see most folk don't even acknowledge Eddie's surgeries--see they have something in common!)


3) Ladies: Front clasp or rear clasp bras?
Rear

4) All of your underwear are dirty do you go without or wear a dirty pair?

Hand wash my undies in my bathroom sink and let them air or steam dry (using an iron) or run to the store and get some new ones.

5) Dino or Astro? Dino

6) Which us worse...a paper cut or a skinned knee? A skinned knee...even with cocoa butter...I can still see cuts that I got when I was like 10 years old, now.


7) Which would you most likely be...good cop or bad cop?

I would hate to be a cop...but I'd be a good one...behind the desk in the precinct.

8) The Fresh Prince or Will Smith?
As much as I loved the hilarity of the Fresh Prince of Bell Air...I prefer the serious acting (ala Ali) and persona of Will Smith.

9) LARRY Fishburne or LAURENCE Fishbourne? Uh, I like LAURENCE because it just sounds more professional and attractive. Larry sounds like old dude in front of the liquor store.


10) If you were on Star Search (remember that show?)..What category would you compete in- singer, comedian, actor, or TV spokesmodel?

Comedianne

11) If you were kidnapped, what would you consider to be a reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would "pay up" or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger?

I am what Mastercard calls...PRICELESS! However, I do believe that I am a prized jewel worth more than rubies (got Prov. 31 on the brain)...so I think that would be a fair price. My loved ones would put all on the line for me...it's true!

12) What would you say as your "last words" if you were about to be executed? Remember to keep it short and simple.

Father, into your hands I commit my spirit.

13) If you could be invisible for an hour each day, what would you do during that hour?

Sit in on meetings that in my physical body, I would be uninvited to.

14) If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?

My favorite book is the Bible...and Jesus is already alive in me and reigns...I'm going to come up with another character for a novel...give a sistuh a moment, will ya?

6) What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? (key factors: remains crispy in milk, amount of sugar, vitamin fortification)

Frosted shredded wheat...because I'm sweet on one side, serious and studious on the other...and full of substance on the inside.

[nikki25]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
2) If you were kidnapped, what would you consider to be a reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would "pay up" or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger?

My family is broke and cannot afford what I am worth and knowing the Action Jackson mofos in my family, they would plot some hare brained azz scheme that would leave me kidnapped for years.

CT4....why was I over here ROTFL over this post?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by nikki25
6) What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? (key factors: remains crispy in milk, amount of sugar, vitamin fortification)

Frosted shredded wheat...because I'm sweet on one side, serious and studious on the other...and full of substance on the inside. [/B]

Yeah that is what I was trying to say last night. Thanks Nikki

[lovelyivy84]

1) Original Michael Jackson or surgically altered Michael Jackson?

Let's make it unanimous! Original!

Like a Virgin Madonna or Hindu Priestess Madonna?

Hindu Priestess. Ray of Light was a great album without her showing her breasts. Bedtime Stories might still be my favorite though, so maybe just somewhere in between

Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy or Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy?

I don't like Eddie Murphy. He was funny on Saturday Night Live when I was like, five and that's it. Those Dr. Doolitle movies suck. And am I the only person who notices that his love interests are ALWAYS light skinned? I was so offended by the movie Coming To America on a lot of levels...

2) For Women: As a lover........ Kramer, George, or Jerry?

celibate. forever. And it ain't because they're white, it's because they're REALLY REALLY ugly and just asexual in my eyes. This question is SO UNFAIR by the way. Jennifer Aniston is aight, and Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow are ok looking. THe ladies' choices are alll NASTY! NO FAIR BOOOOOOOOO!

3) Ladies: Front clasp or rear clasp bras?

rear

4) All of your underwear are dirty do you go without or wear a dirty pair?

hand wash a pair probably.

5) Dino or Astrso?

I hate both Flinstones and Jeffersons. Never liked either cartoon. Yuck. Gimme SNOOPY any day!

6) Which us worse...a paper cut or a skinned knee?

paper cut

7) Which would you most likely be...good cop or bad cop?

Baaaaad cop

[ClassyLady]

1) Original Michael Jackson or surgically altered Michael Jackson?

The Original of Course!! Now Michael looks like a Baribe doll with it's face melted.

Like a Virgin Madonna or Hindu Priestess Madonna?

Like a Virgin Madonna.

Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy or Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy?

He's just not funny anymore. I wish he would go back to the way he used to be. (PS. How come my mom swears that he has had a nose job and wears makeup to look lighter? How Come she just might be on to something? How Come I saw on an E! True Hollywood Story that Robin Givens lost her virginity to him?)

2) For Women: As a lover........ Kramer, George, or Jerry?

I'd have to go with Jerry because he's the only one who acts half way normal and that I wouldn't be nauseous if I saw him half nekked.

3) Ladies: Front clasp or rear clasp bras?

Doesn't matter one way or another

4) All of your underwear are dirty do you go without or wear a dirty pair?

I'd probably just keep on the pair that I had on at the time. I just can't go with no drawers on. I just can't do it.

5) Dino or Astrso?

Astro, Dino was always jumping around too much

6) Which us worse...a paper cut or a skinned knee?

Paper cut

7) Which would you most likely be...good cop or bad cop?

Good Cop.

8) The Fresh Prince or Will Smith?

The Fresh Prince

9) LARRY Fishburne or LAURENCE Fishbourne?

Laurence, because he wasn't working too much when he was Larry.

1) If you were on Star Search (remember that show?)..What category would you compete in- singer, comedian, actor, or TV spokesmodel?

Actress, I'd do a scene from The Color Purple, "Me an you, us never part, Ha-Kee-Da-Da"

2) If you were kidnapped, what would you consider to be a reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would "pay up" or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger?

Reasonable would be somewhere arouns $20,000 because I wouldn't want my family to have to sell, or mortgage anything. They could come up with $20,000 in cash if they had to. And, they would definitely pay the money. I am hollering just picturing those fools trying to ambush somebody.

3) What would you say as your "last words" if you were about to be executed? Remember to keep it short and simple.

Don't Kill Me.

4) If you could be invisible for an hour each day, what would you do during that hour?

Go to the bank

5) If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?

??????????????

6) What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? (key factors: remains crispy in milk, amount of sugar, vitamin fortification)

Rice Krispies, because they talk.

[Little32]

1 Has anyone said surgically altered Mike?
Original Mike
Madonna in the Rain video
BHC Eddie
2 None of the above
3 rear
4 ehh, I don't even want to ponder
5 Astro, that Dino can't do anything but slobber
6 paper cuts
7 bad cop
8 Will Smith
9 Laurence
10 singer or comedian
11 Seven dollars and thirty-seven cents. My family would pay that much.
12 Peace out, homeslice
13 I am invisible all the time. Me and Ralph Ellison
14 So many characters, so little time. It would have to be Jean Claude, vampire master in the Laurell K. Hamilton series. Sired by La Belle Morte (The Beautiful Death), I would love to see if this guy is all that he is cracked up to be.
15 Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds

[korkscru]

1) Original Michael Jackson. Like a Virgin Madonna. Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy.

2) For Women: As a lover........ George (without a doubt).

3) Ladies: Front clasp (it's more fun in the front).

4) All underwear are dirty? Go without (it'll be a bit breezy, yet easy to wipe).

5) Astrso.

6) Which is worse...a paper cut (these things will make you curse).

7) Which would I most likely be...good cop (a "goodie-two-shoes" cop at that).

[neicy81]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha
1) Original Michael Jackson or surgically altered Michael Jackson? Like a Virgin Madonna or Hindu Priestess Madonna? Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy or Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy?


2) For Women: As a lover........ Kramer, George, or Jerry?
For men: As a lover...Monica, Rachel, pr Phoebe?

3) Ladies: Front clasp or rear clasp bras?

4) All of your underwear are dirty do you go without or wear a dirty pair?

5) Dino or Astrso?

6) Which us worse...a paper cut or a skinned knee?

7) Which would you most likely be...good cop or bad cop?

I got these from the "Little Book of Stupid Question".

My answers:
1) Black, original nose Michael, Like a virgin Madonna (oxymoron), Beverly Hills Cop Eddie (nappy afro eddie)
2)Kramer (Jerry would be too boring in bed and George would be too eager and unexperienced
3) Front clasp (easy too take off)
4) Astro (He can talk)
5) paper cut (I can't remember how a skinned knee feels, but this hurts like hell!)
6) bad cop

I'll be back with more

oops, I forgot to answer one.
I would go without the underwear, wouldn't want to be smelling funky down there

1.Original Michael.Like a virgin Madonna, and Beverly Hills Cop Eddie.
2.None of the above.Probably wouldnt even shake hands with any of them.
3.Since I haven't had a front clasp bra since my training days, I'll say Rear.
4.Go without.
5.Who? Sounds like a cartoon. I don't do cartoons.
6. Skinned knee hurts more.
7.Good cop because my dad is.

[Bamboozled]

Originally posted by lovelyivy84
I hate both Flinstones and Jeffersons. Never liked either cartoon. Yuck. Gimme SNOOPY any day!

Geroge and Weezie had a dog? Ok, I couldn't let that one get by .

But here are my answers:
10) If you were on Star Search (remember that show?)..What category would you compete in- singer, comedian, actor, or TV spokesmodel?

Comedian ... I crack myself up ALL the time.

11) If you were kidnapped, what would you consider to be a reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would "pay up" or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger?

Y'all must not know my family. Ransom??? I wish a moffo would .... Best believe there would be some ambushing going on.

12) What would you say as your "last words" if you were about to be executed? Remember to keep it short and simple.

Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.

13) If you could be invisible for an hour each day, what would you do during that hour?

An hour EACH day?!? I'd do something different everyday. I still have beef with my ex, so I'm sure he'd be involved.

14) If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?

Beloved .... think the book, NOT the movie.

15) What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? (key factors: remains crispy in milk, amount of sugar, vitamin fortification)

Special K with Strawberries