Which do you prefer?
 

1) Original Michael Jackson or surgically altered Michael Jackson? Like a Virgin Madonna or Hindu Priestess Madonna? Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy or Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy?


2) For Women: As a lover........ Kramer, George, or Jerry?
For men: As a lover...Monica, Rachel, pr Phoebe?

3) Ladies: Front clasp or rear clasp bras?

4) All of your underwear are dirty do you go without or wear a dirty pair?

5) Dino or Astrso?

6) Which us worse...a paper cut or a skinned knee?

7) Which would you most likely be...good cop or bad cop?

I got these from the "Little Book of Stupid Question".

My answers:
1) Black, original nose Michael, Like a virgin Madonna (oxymoron), Beverly Hills Cop Eddie (nappy afro eddie)
2)Kramer (Jerry would be too boring in bed and George would be too eager and unexperienced
3) Front clasp (easy too take off)
4) Astro (He can talk)
5) paper cut (I can't remember how a skinned knee feels, but this hurts like hell!)
6) bad cop

I'll be back with more :)

oops, I forgot to answer one.
I would go without the underwear, wouldn't want to be smelling funky down there :eek:

These are some HILARIOUS QUESTIONS
 

1) Original Michael Jackson or surgically altered Michael Jackson? ORIGINAL

Like a Virgin Madonna or Hindu Priestess Madonna? Like a VIRGIN -- HEEEE touched for the very FIRST Time:p

Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy or Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy? Beverly Hills Cop because that is around the time he did RAW


2) For Women: As a lover........ Kramer, George, or Jerry?
:eek: :( -- they all suck being of the vanilla flavoring so I will remain without a man. **EDITED**


3) Ladies: Front clasp or rear clasp bras? REAR

4) All of your underwear are dirty do you go without or wear a dirty pair? Go to a 24 hour store and buy enough pairs to last me to laundry day (have done this before can't you tell;))

5) Dino or Astrso? DINO

6) Which us worse...a paper cut or a skinned knee? PAPER CUT

7) Which would you most likely be...good cop or bad cop? GOOD COP unless you say some dumb chit


These were some cool questions. :cool:

Re: Which do you prefer?
 

1. Original Michael Jackson, neither Madonna, BH Cop Eddie Murphy.

2. I wouldn't let any one of those three dorks near my body. If I want something pale, I'd take Jason Kidd or Mike Bibby.

3. Front-clasp bras.

4. The idea of either makes me ill. No comment.

5. I think Dino.

6. Paper cuts -- I get a lot of them, being a reporter, and they hurt.

7. Good cop, unless provoked.
:D

1) Original Michael; Pre-Priestess Madonna; BHC Eddie

2) I would remain celibate.

3) Rear clasp

4) I can't answer this because I would whip my own azz if I let ALL of my undies get dirty! :D

5) Astro

6) PAPER CUT!

7) Good Cop

More Questions:

8) The Fresh Prince or Will Smith?

9) LARRY Fishburne or LAURENCE Fishbourne?

1) Original Michael Jackson or surgically altered Michael Jackson? Like a Virgin Madonna or Hindu Priestess Madonna? Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy or Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy?

Original (Black) Michael Jackson, Hindu Priestess Madonna, Beverly Hills Cop Eddie Murphy

2) For Women: As a lover........ Kramer, George, or Jerry?
For men: As a lover...Monica, Rachel, pr Phoebe?

Awwww, dayum ... those are some messed up choices. I guess I'd say Kramer. At least he'd make it interesting.

3) Ladies: Front clasp or rear clasp bras?
Front Clasp

4) All of your underwear are dirty do you go without or wear a dirty pair?

Without ... ain't nothing wrong with catching a little breeze every once in a while.

5) Dino or Astrso?

Astro ... Dino would get on my nerves with all that noise he makes.

6) Which us worse...a paper cut or a skinned knee?

Skinned knee 'cause that means I must have busted my s#$%.

7) Which would you most likely be...good cop or bad cop?

No doubt ... I'd be a bad cop.

8) The Fresh Prince or Will Smith?

Will Smith ... The Fresh Prince didn't have the amount of money he'd have to pay me to get with him.

9) LARRY Fishburne or LAURENCE Fishbourne?

Really neither, but for the sake of conversation ... Larry.

1) Michael....the original...he so sexy on that poster in that yellow sweater.

Madonna - somewhere in between the wild like a virgin look and the knew hindu thing...

Eddie - BH Cop

2) I don't watch the show...and I like my men with melanin.
This question would have better been.....Boris, Morris or Shemar? My answer would be a bit too raunchy to air on AKA Ave! (But I can say that Shemar would NOT be included in the equation!!!)

3) Rear clasp.

4) Not ONE of my Sorors had better say they'd wear the dirty ones. Now, if y'all go without, that's on you. Me? I'd be in line with CT4 picking up panties in a package of 5!

5) Dino or Astrso? WTF? Why don't I have a CLUE what that's about.

6) Paper cuts hurt like hell.

7) Good cop.

and YOU CALL YO SELF A MAMA
 

Dino -- Flintstones dog
Astro -- Jetsons dog.

I am telling your kids.

Re: These are some HILARIOUS QUESTIONS
 

what she said, except #4. I'd go without.

Re: and YOU CALL YO SELF A MAMA
 

Girl...the only cartoons I've seen lately are Rocket Power, Butt Ugly Martians (yes, that's really the name!) and Rugrats. I forgot all about The Flinstones and The Jetsons.

My answer...Astro. I loved the Jetsons when I was a kid.

LOL!!!!
 

This topic is such a breath of fresh air from my day!

1a. ORIGINAL Mike and Madonna...I loved them both.

1b. BHC Eddie, no doubt.

2. I actually put much thought into this one, but I just cannot see myself with any of these. Now, the Soup Nazi??? Bring it on! :D

3. Rear

4. Go without! I am likely to do that anyway! :eek: :D

5. Astro

6. Skinned knee...not only do they hurt, they are not asthetically pleasing.

7. Being the crim major that I am, I KNOW that I would be a bad cop! The system is corrupt enough as it is, and it ain't working at all for me, so why not take full advantage of it? Denzel, are you there?

Re: Which do you prefer?
 

1. Original Michael, Virgin Madonna, and BHC Eddie

2) Jerry

3) Back Clasp...One time I was wearing a front clasp bra and the clasp broke...

4) either no undies or go out and buy some more

5) Dino

6) a paper cut

7) Is there such a thing as a good cop?

Re: Which do you prefer?
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sexy Mocha
[B]1) Original Michael Jackson or surgically altered Michael Jackson? Like a Virgin Madonna or Hindu Priestess Madonna? Beverly Hills Cops Eddie Murphy or Dr. DoLittle Eddie Murphy?

original Michael
not a choice I know, but Ray of Light Madonna
Beverly Hills Cop Eddie

2) For Women: As a lover........ Kramer, George, or Jerry?
For men: As a lover...Monica, Rachel, pr Phoebe?

Booh on them all really, but I guess Jerry

3) Ladies: Front clasp or rear clasp bras?

front
4) All of your underwear are dirty do you go without or wear a dirty pair?

Go to Walmart and pick up some skivvies to last me.
5) Dino or Astrso?

Astro
6) Which us worse...a paper cut or a skinned knee?

Skinned Knee
7) Which would you most likely be...good cop or bad cop?

Good Cop

Will Smith...I found the Fresh Prince to be really annoying

I didn't even know Larry..uh...Laurence (?) went by two different names.

Here are some more:

1) If you were on Star Search (remember that show?)..What category would you compete in- singer, comedian, actor, or TV spokesmodel?

2) If you were kidnapped, what would you consider to be a reasonable ransom? Do you think your loved ones would "pay up" or try to ambush the kidnapper, putting your life in danger?

3) What would you say as your "last words" if you were about to be executed? Remember to keep it short and simple.

4) If you could be invisible for an hour each day, what would you do during that hour?

5) If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?

6) What breakfast cereal best describes your personality? (key factors: remains crispy in milk, amount of sugar, vitamin fortification)

My answers:
1) Definitely the Comedian category
2) $75, 000 taking in consideration what my loved ones could come up with in such short notice
3)"Ok Genie... for my third and final wish I........."
4)Spend it in a bank vault (only if the money becomes invisible too when I stuff it in my pockets)
5) Thing 1 and Thing 2 from the Cat in the Hat...those dudes look fun to hang out with
6) Cocoa Puffs 'cause I'm Koo-Koo

Clearly I am bored at work as I keep checking back to GC, but here are my new answers:

1. I would compete in spokesmodel because I'm "Oh, so pretty!" :D

2. I think reasonable ransom would be $500,000 mostly because I AIN'T got no money! My 'rents would pay up.

3. I would say, "Dear Lord, I confess that I have sinned against you in thought, word, and deed; by what I have done and by what I have left undone. I am truly sorry and I humbly repent, have mercy on me and forgive me that I may delight in Your will and walk in Your way, to the glory of Your name. Please, create in me a clean heart. Amen"

4. sleep. Okay, no, really I would just watch people.

5. That's easy, I would bring Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird. What a noble man, and full of such integrity. And maybe Boo Radley.

6. Cheerios because I'm good for the heart!
:)