How should i break this damn coconut?

[KABillyMac]

Add manpower to coons/coconuts. You can never have enough drunk buddies running around.

[h2oot]

Originally posted by Lil_G


...suggestion noted...added manpower - coconuts/raccons...?

cheap, fun, leaves us with a snack at the end.

btw james - feel free to make your sexual connotations, i'm really-pretty-confident all the ladies are tied up with the loser thread.
giddy up

H'mmm. Not all of 'em.

Take the coconut and paint it gold. Give it to a guy in the Zulu Mardi Gras parade that throws these. He will throw it to some bimbo who is lifting her shirt and exposing herself for a throw. The coconut will hit her in the head and fall into the horn of a guy playing the tuba in a band. He will blow a loud note and the coconut will pop open and spew the milk into a glass about to be turned into a Mai Tai.

[Tom Earp]

First, Andy e-m me!

I am not allowed to have tools in my hands! Mechenic Challeneged! Even a screwy driver and a hammer I am in Trouble! I watch HGTV every Sun. Morn and see these cute ladys saying how easy it is!
Well F*^# Them. It is not!

Heck OTW should be able to tell us as she lives with White Beaches and Coconut trees! I think!

[justamom]

This is the FUNNIEST thread in a LOOOONG while! What a treat!

[Tom Earp]

JMOM, what is funny about a damn coconut?

After All of the work you go throug, You wonder, what the hell am I doing with a damn coconut!

[justamom]

LOL!!!

That's why I've only bought ONE in my life. Doesn't everybdy try it at least ONCE? My prefered method of obtaining coconut is using a can opener. No wild venture like Billy might initiate, but a whole lot easier!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I am cracking up here.
What's up with the racoons?

[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by Lil_G


Involves 3 elements - james, paid websites, PETA....not necessarily in that order.

Oh my god.

[Thrillhouse]

BMAC will love this one.....just run over it with a skid loader.



In the words of billy o...... o my god

[Tom Earp]

JMOM, My Aunt for some reason thought I loved Coco nuts! Why I dont know but when I stayed with Her she would buy a damn coconut!

After the first time at the RIPE AGE of 5, I thought screw this!

The Only CoCCCCConut I would like to see is OTW! She must be much softer than that damn hard shelled sucker!

Well at least I know she is much prettier than a hard round thing that takes a jack hammer to open! And a hell of a lot nicer!

[Lil_G]

Originally posted by Tom Earp

The Only CoCCCCConut I would like to see is OTW! She must be much softer than that damn hard shelled sucker!

that, we did not need to hear.