Things that annoy you when watching porn

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.

LOL @ "muffular region". A bit of fur is not necessarily bad, but if it looks like there's a tribble living between your legs, that's bad. (And that goes for the men too. Your ballsac should not look like a tribble.)

It does annoy me when a female is so "over the top" with her "orgasm" that it's patently obvious she's faking it. Especially when she has another "over the top orgasm" 2.5 seconds later.

[AOIILisa]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.

And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.

Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.

I can't stop laughing right now!!

[APhi4Ever]

I get annoyed with the cheesy story lines. I mean, come on! You have to admit, some of them are RIDICULOUS!

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by SexySockPuppet

Wait - you try and follow the story lines?

Hey -- some of the story lines from the majors are actually pretty good lol

It's the "Hey! I can't pay for this pizza. Can we make...other arrangements?" that's shitty

[LXA SE285]

Real-life lesbians don't have acrylic nails.

[AlphaFrog]

This whole thread:

[I Phi 1963]

I don't know what kind of porn y'all are watching, but the ones I watch are nothing like the ones you all have been posting about. The porn y'all watch doesn't even seem like porn. It sounds like a two hour soap, with 5 minutes of fuckn. The ones I watch, they talk for like a minute, then all the oral sex starts, which I fast forward through. Then they start fuckn. I fast forward through the boring positions, up until dude is tappin it from the back or flat out anal. Check out West Coast Erotic Fly Girls. That's the shit. I have all four volumes. Based on what I've been reading, y'all post like a bunch of 15 year olds, that just hit puberty, all excited about the fuck scene in Porky's.

[ASUADPi]

I guess my biggest pet peeve is that porn is made for men and not women. Women watch porn too. With that being said, I find it so annoying that when they (the "actors") start oral the man gives the girl maybe 2-5 minutes (if that) of oral and then there is about 5-10 minutes of the girl giving him a blow job. Really! Women do enjoy getting pleasure from sex just as much as the man. Sometimes it seems like the women are "faking" their moans because they aren't getting off, but by god the man will.

I saw a porn, called The Friend Zone, that had a decent plot but the writer included additional sex scenes (since it is porn) for characters who had absolutely no bearing on the plot in the first place. That just seemed stupid to me. But in general, porn has no plot, it's about sex.

As for the random people watching I think that came out of College Fuck Fest as that is what they do, go to campuses (parties) and convince people to have sex in front of everyone else. I'm sure their given money.