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06-17-2009, 08:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In a house.
Posts: 9,564
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Originally Posted by Still BLUTANG
i have bad credit and am a babymama.
related tale 1: the last time i was in Louisiana, i rented a car from the airport. at the counter, the woman smiled, leaned in to me, and said, "you know we'll be putting a $500 (or whatever) hold on your DEBIT card." i kindly handed her my COMPANY credit card and said, no need to worry about that.
related tale 2: when guys check me out in a parking lot, they *always* make a comment that there's no room for a baby seat in my car. B*TCH I KNOW, that's the point as i am single and childless, lol.
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My personal 'fave'.
Because of my my hair...
"So, do you smoke weed?"
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06-17-2009, 08:56 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: A dark and very expensive forest
Posts: 12,731
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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid
If you are Black and over 6' tall you must be a basketball player
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White guys get that, too. 'Course, the person asking might assume I'm not that good of a basketball player, but a basketball player nonetheless.
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Originally Posted by moe.ron
We all have small penis
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Really? All of you?!  
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06-17-2009, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In a house.
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Originally Posted by MysticCat
White guys get that, too. 'Course, the person asking might assume I'm not that good of a basketball player, but a basketball player nonetheless.
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Point taken
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Law and Order: Gotham - “In the Criminal Justice System of Gotham City the people are represented by three separate, yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the Batman. These are their stories.”
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06-17-2009, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Peeing on you and telling you it's rain apparently...
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"So... you're half Jamaican"
"Yes"
"Do you smoke a lot of weed?"
"No, the man that makes up the American half of my heritage is a cop. I don't do drugs of ANY kind".
" oh...  "
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06-17-2009, 10:13 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: in the midst of a 90s playlist
Posts: 9,816
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I am well-spoken so I must be half white. (I'm not.)
I like extra mayo on everything. (Hate it.)
I grew up in the ghetto. (Norcal Suburbs.)
I frequent the clubs and only listen to rap and hip hop. If that's not true then I must be a PK. (Neither.)
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"My dreams have become letters." ~christiangirl
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06-17-2009, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Clarksville, TN
Posts: 1,073
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I can't dance.
I live at Starbucks.
I'm not racist b/c I "have a black friend."
I don't wear shoes or have all my teeth.
I live in a trailer, have a couch on my front porch and and/or car parts all over the yard.
Some of this is probably more regional than racial, though
But, I really don't like to wear shoes... lol
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wherever there is fun, there's ALWAYS ALPHA SIGMA!
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06-17-2009, 11:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: VA, VA, wooooo!!!!
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I speak the Queen's English, therefore I think I'm white.
My parents arent married.
I always live in a project.
My degree is from a 2 year school..which I am still in.
Because I have a child, I must be loud, crass and on welfare, and I have no idea who her daddy is.
(When I was a receptionist, I got a HUGE kick of meeting the people I spoke to daily when they came to the office. Seeing them trying to hide their surprise that I am, in fact, a Black woman is always funny to me.)
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and we don't think we're in any way exaggerating here - the epitome of all that is evil.
--Seth Emerson, The Albany Herald
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06-17-2009, 11:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 266
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$$$rich and stingy with money
crazy, overprotective mothers
large noses (cause air is free)
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06-17-2009, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 457
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I can dance to Salsa y Merengue.
I am skilled with a knife.
I speak Spanglish.
I am lazy.
I wear pointy shoes.
I will steal the radio out of your car.
What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy
Do you know how to starve a Puerto Rican to death?
Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.
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SINCE 1909, EVERLASTING FRIENDSHIPS
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06-18-2009, 12:37 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Peeing on you and telling you it's rain apparently...
Posts: 1,869
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Quote:
Originally Posted by christiangirl
I am well-spoken so I must be half white. (I'm not.)
I like extra mayo on everything. (Hate it.)
I grew up in the ghetto. (Norcal Suburbs.)
I frequent the clubs and only listen to rap and hip hop. If that's not true then I must be a PK. (Neither.)
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OMG! When I was working my old job at the mall, I swear I thought I was going to flip out b/c another black girl (with Disney Princess/Jungle Themed acrylics  ) insisted I:
A) Had two white parents (even though I do not look white)
B) Had at least one white parent (even though I do not look mixed), then
C) Demanded to know what color my parents were!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I guess I must be adopted or something!)
I speak English! Sorry to disappoint you!
I made an appointment to get my hair braided over the phone. Poor lady was so confused when I showed up, she was expecting a white girl!
When I was little, my English was "so good" people insisted that I was British or from a foreign country. (Even my mother!)
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I am not my hair. I am not this skin . I am the soul that lives within.
Last edited by BabyPiNK_FL; 06-18-2009 at 12:41 AM.
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06-18-2009, 01:41 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Detroit, Michigan
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Oh yeah, I grew up in/around Detroit, moved to Plano, TX (a few of you know how Plano is...definitely not Detroit), then came back to the Detroit area for college.
None of the stereotypical black people at my school like me.
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06-18-2009, 05:25 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Greater New York
Posts: 4,537
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I only have one black friend.
I'm only friends with him to buy weed.
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Love Conquers All
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06-18-2009, 07:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,648
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jennyj87
WOW. I couldn't help it, i laughed wicked hard at this one.
Well, its not so much my race, more of where I grew up. I lived in the North (rhode island), and moved to the south for college. People always call me a liberal yankee, which bugs me.
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You're still a New Englander to your bones even if you relocated and joined the GOP.
"And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk to the Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God"
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....but some are more equal than others.
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06-18-2009, 05:00 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: At my new favorite writing spot.
Posts: 2,239
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scully
I wear pointy shoes.
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lol. Really.
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06-18-2009, 05:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The Ozdust Ballroom
Posts: 14,819
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeta13Girl
Not a racial stereotype but I was once told that because my cursive writing is so proper I must've gone to catholic school. Too bad I went to public school my whole life.
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I went to Catholic school and I don't get this... 
I'm going to throw a gender one in, while we're at it...
I'm a girl, so I can't possibly interview Plumbers, or know what I need to order from the plumbing supply co.
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