Your Favorite Stereotype About Your Own Race . . .
 

We all are good in math
We all have small penis

I recently heard that all white people French kiss their dogs. :)

I have no rhythm.
I love tuna salad sandwiches and Tab cola for lunch.

Fried Chicken, Watermelon, Purple Drank, Red-Flavored (not cherry... Red.) Kool Aid, Excellence in all sports.

I am far from excellent in any sport.

Hispanic women are just naturally heavier than others.

Seems to me like I'm not as heavy as some of my non-Hispanic counterparts. :)

"I don't want JUICE, I want purple DRANK. You know, it has 3 ingredients: sugar, water, purple."

Another fave: this isn't my real hair. It HAS to be a weave.

False.

I have known for a long time now that I am actually German because of my tendency to be early for stuff. :neutral:

WOW. I couldn't help it, i laughed wicked hard at this one.

Well, its not so much my race, more of where I grew up. I lived in the North (rhode island), and moved to the south for college. People always call me a liberal yankee, which bugs me.

I hate grape soda (and most grape flavored things, actually), but I do like fried chicken on occasion.

I am always early for things, and I can't stand to be late. No cp time for me.

But, I can't swim, and I'm not too interested in learning how to do so.

This may be totally off base, but it kind of pissed me off the other day.

I work with a very, very attractive, well spoken, educated black man who is pretty much a confirmed bachelor. He'd probably be called "a very white black guy", but I don't roll that way.

Anyway, we're sitting at work the other day and a newer girl looks at him and says, "Hey Chris, have you ever been married?" He said, "No, but I was really close one time." Her next question---"WAS SHE WHITE?"

I could have slapped her out of the chair. Who cares if she was white and what business is it of yours?! What kind of question is that anyway? I was >< close to looking at her and saying, "So, all hispanic men marry chubby white women, right?"

Chris, being the wonderfully graceful man he is just giggled and said, "No, she was black."

If you are Black and over 6' tall you must be a basketball player

i have bad credit and am a babymama.

related tale 1: the last time i was in Louisiana, i rented a car from the airport. at the counter, the woman smiled, leaned in to me, and said, "you know we'll be putting a $500 (or whatever) hold on your DEBIT card." i kindly handed her my COMPANY credit card and said, no need to worry about that.

related tale 2: when guys check me out in a parking lot, they *always* make a comment that there's no room for a baby seat in my car. B*TCH I KNOW, that's the point as i am single and childless, lol.

I'm white living in the Deep South, so therefore I'm a rebel flag-waving far-right extremist. I hate everyone FoxNews tells me to, of course. Oh, yeah, and I can't dance, either.


(That last bit about the dancing is so true, though ... so true. :( )