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10-22-2008, 08:33 PM
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John McCain got me addicted to meth.
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10-22-2008, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Occupied Territory CSA
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Obama shit in my cheerios.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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10-22-2008, 09:00 PM
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Obama eats children for breakfast.
McCain is going to put all black people in concentration camps.
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Lakers Nation.
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10-22-2008, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Florida
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Under Obama, the c-word will no longer be the ugliest word in the English language.
McCain will forbid people from drinking alcohol on Sundays.
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10-22-2008, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: With Germs and a Lack of Sleep
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Obama wants to make buying whores a tax-exempt purchase.
John McCain believes man-on-pumpkin sex is a right and should be guarenteed by the constitution
(I do love America the book.)
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LET'S GO BIG RED!
Let me teach you how to Bucky!
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10-22-2008, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: sunflowerland
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Since now we're apparently doing both candidates...
Obama jacked all the pumpkins off people's porches and smashed them in the street.
McCain is the mysterious force that causes socks in my dryer to disappear...one at a time.
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10-22-2008, 09:43 PM
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Obama wants to close Denny Hastert's (Republican, the former Speaker of the House) famous chicken farm and restaurant, White Fence Farm, in Joliet, Illinois.
McCain is a very close friend of Rod Blagojevich (Democrat), governor of Illinois - McCain and Rod's dad were drinking buddies. Now McCain & Rod down a few together every time McCain is in Chicago or Springfield.
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10-22-2008, 09:56 PM
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Location: Counting my blessings!
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Obama is willing to get a dog for his daughters, but only if he hires a Korean cook.
McCain thinks that Depends & Viagra should be tax exempt.
(barbino - friends of mine live around the corner from RB. Everytime I go there, he & his security guards are on the street - they tease me that he has a crush on me!)
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10-23-2008, 08:30 AM
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Location: Greater New York
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Ralph Nader burned down my house.
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10-23-2008, 09:36 PM
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Location: in the midst of a 90s playlist
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McCain stole Christmas plus all my Who-Hash.
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"My dreams have become letters." ~christiangirl
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10-24-2008, 12:56 AM
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Location: Minnesota
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John McCain has been e-mailing me naked pictures of himself. 
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10-24-2008, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The river of hopes & dreams.
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McCain licked my face. ew.
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10-24-2008, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Long-distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee!
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Bob Barr egged my house.
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10-24-2008, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Florida
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Ralph Nader decided he would be the ideal actor to play Hamlet and has been rehearsing his monologues in my library all day long.
John McCain opened up a flea market near my condo and has caused the traffic to be insane 24/7.
Barack Obama got rid of all the Sweet Tomatoes and decided to have them be Asian Fusion cafes instead.
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10-24-2008, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Old South
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Obama stuffed my mailbox full of toilet paper and lit it on fire.
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