Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me... - Page 16

nonchalant · #**226** 06-15-2007, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!

That is one mean read. Ouch!!!

AlphaFrog · #**227** 06-15-2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Mine would go something like this:

You are not my type. I don't go out with liars and hoes who slept with 35 jokers, then turn around and have the nerve to take interest in me knowing you're not going to act right anyway.
Instead of taking interest in me, you need to rectify those tracks in your head, you trifling, game playin', gold diggin,' cleavage showing, fake finger nail havin,' fake eyelash wearin,' no good skank!

Wow...way to go cheerfulgreek.

1908Revelations · #**228** 06-15-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Wow...way to go cheerfulgreek.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

marquise1911 · #**229** 06-20-2007, 10:44 AM

DAYMN!!!! This Tread is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!! I love it. Hey GC Fam! I got evicted from Facebook. I owe them rent! So I had to move back here...lol!

Now 2 my Boss: You often speak of loyalty. Is loyalty what you call coming in at 12 while I've been here since 7am looking like an @$$. You like to delegate delegate, delegate! But why don't you try working? No another $0.50 raise won't make me feel better about the moutain of work you throw at me. Yes I skip lunch so I can leave at 4pm because...I HATE YOU PPL MORE THAN I LIKE FOOD!!! Just so you know that time you walked in front of my car in the parking lot, I had a mental orgasm thinking about mowing you over SEVERAL times.
*Deep breath*
I'm BACK!!!!

lil_sunshine · #**230** 06-26-2007, 02:48 PM

*exhaling a hard breath* Dear Kim:

Yeah, I'm talking about you again. I'm chilling on Myspace and lo and behold, I receive a message in my inbox. Not from someone I wanted to hear from, but from your bison-headed azz! Yeah, thanks for reminding me that our 30th birthdays are fast approaching (yours a day before mine), but I surely didn't need a reminder from your azz. Oh, and remember that joint all white party you wanted to throw with me? I'll be attending an all white party on the 7th and I invited a whole bunch of my friends to come with me and we're gonna have a blast!!!!! Hope you have fun on your 30th, b/c I won't be gracing your space with my angelic and bubbly personality in the midst of you and your fellow demons for friends.

KAPPAtivating · #**231** 06-26-2007, 11:31 PM

Look Lil' MamaI guess you don't realize that I was kinda feeling you...even though you are not my 'usual suspect'. We had a great first date, and we both said that we wanted to do it again. However, you'll NEVER EVER give me a conditional statement for us to go out again. Understand this...I am a GROWN @zz man...I DON'T.DO.IF/THEN.STATEMENTS. Here's a memo: GET IT RIGHT, AND GET IT TIGHT!

Still BLUTANG · #**232** 06-27-2007, 09:26 AM

damn i look good today. i'm too sexy for this desk!

1908Revelations · #**233** 06-27-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Still BLUTANG

damn i look good today. i'm too sexy for this desk!

Take a looong lunch, so errrybody can see ya!

marquise1911 · #**234** 07-02-2007, 10:16 AM

To My Job: F$%k You! You miserable bastard. I hate coming to work. I rather chew rusty nails while dancing barefoot in a puddle of fresh battery acid. I don't get paid enough to be a mid-level political pawn and supposidly ignorant work slave. I know that my position is under-paid. I know that the 8k raise y'all promised me is a crack pipe dream. How am I supposed to believe that when u guys whispered in my ear that y'all are cutting 80 positions. PLEASE MAKE MINE ONE OF THEM. I would have quit myself, but then I can't get unemployment.
*Marquise stands on desk and pulls down pants*
F$%k you and f#$k you and oh you over there dats right f%^k you too!

Welcome to GC on a lovely Monday morning!!!

KAPPAtivating · #**235** 07-02-2007, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

To My Job: F$%k You! You miserable bastard. I hate coming to work. I rather chew rusty nails while dancing barefoot in a puddle of fresh battery acid. I don't get paid enough to be a mid-level political pawn and supposidly ignorant work slave. I know that my position is under-paid. I know that the 8k raise y'all promised me is a crack pipe dream. How am I supposed to believe that when u guys whispered in my ear that y'all are cutting 80 positions. PLEASE MAKE MINE ONE OF THEM. I would have quit myself, but then I can't get unemployment.
*Marquise stands on desk and pulls down pants*
F$%k you and f#$k you and oh you over there dats right f%^k you too!

Welcome to GC on a lovely Monday morning!!!

^^^Do we work for the same company? This morning I asked God what did I do to get stuck in this position!

P.S.

To the kid that said, "fvck you biatches" to me and the other staff this morning:

You must not know 'bout me! I am CERTIFIED crazy! I have told y'all that I WILL fight a kid, guess you thought I was playin' till I ran up on you! Try me again, and the director won't be in front of me to stop me. Just in case you didn't know, I KNUCK 'CAUSE I'M BUCK! ~Later

marquise1911 · #**236** 07-03-2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

^^^Do we work for the same company? This morning I asked God what did I do to get stuck in this position!

Frat... same master different planation. But hey I know if you beat one of those kidz you gonna lose ur job. *whispers* I know a dude with a "habit" who will take lil dude knee caps out for $20

cheerfulgreek · #**237** 07-03-2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

To My Job: F$%k You! You miserable bastard. I hate coming to work. I rather chew rusty nails while dancing barefoot in a puddle of fresh battery acid. I don't get paid enough to be a mid-level political pawn and supposidly ignorant work slave. I know that my position is under-paid. I know that the 8k raise y'all promised me is a crack pipe dream. How am I supposed to believe that when u guys whispered in my ear that y'all are cutting 80 positions. PLEASE MAKE MINE ONE OF THEM. I would have quit myself, but then I can't get unemployment.
*Marquise stands on desk and pulls down pants*
F$%k you and f#$k you and oh you over there dats right f%^k you too!

Welcome to GC on a lovely Monday morning!!!

Oh my. Such hostility.

marquise1911 · #**238** 07-03-2007, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by teena

Shamika T doesnt have roaches.

Her ROACHES have a ShamikaT

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Months later and this sent me to the floor. Lord Jesus be a fense, a watch dog, a pistol, and ADT system all around me everyday!

*Passes out on office floor*

KAPPAtivating · #**239** 07-03-2007, 10:20 PM

Dear Comcast: If you do not fix my digital cable so I can watch the rest of Entourage...it is gonna be a major problem (going into my duffle bag of fireworks)

marquise1911 · #**240** 07-10-2007, 01:28 PM

2 Dumb @$$: You're going to college now. I warned you to take the damn "DST Legacy" plate off your car. Your mother was dumb for letting you put the plate on your car. You're not a Delta yet and you probably never will be now that they have seen the plate on your car. And how can you tell me to "stay out of Delta business" YOU'RE NOT A DELTA!!! I let you run your mouth you rude azz brat, but guess what. The president of the chapter you want to join is my close friend and so are a few of her LS's. Guess who will have nothing good to say about you when they ask me if I know you, and you know they will (being that we are from the same home town). So enjoy that plate, because that will probably be the only set of greek letters you legally own.