Pimp Slaps

[1savvydiva]

I want to pimp slap a bunch of people tonight...this is going to be therapeutic.

I want to pimp slap the drunk man who is sitting out there with his shoes off and his feet propped up on the chair, talking 'bout he caught the ambulance here because he "wants to stop drinking". WTF?

I want to pimp slap my 'counterparts' in the back for sending another drunk man out here, then on his chart it has the nerve to read "suicidal and homicidal tendencies/ideations". WTH? So he has homicidal tendencies so ya'll just send him out here with me? You know he's going to be pissed off for having to come out to the lobby when he took the ambulance here.

I want to pimp slap ANYONE and EVERYONE who takes the ambulance to the hospital for something non-urgent like "I want to stop drinking" when people actually need one, it takes forever!

I want to pimp slap people who see I am with a patient and come up and stand right behind them, and when I tell them to have a seat and I will be with them, they say..."Well I just have a question". "Well dumbass, I just have a patient...sit yo arse down!"

I want to pimp slap this raggedy girl who gets back in the back and then calls her boyfriend (who's out in the lobby), on her cell phone and is talking to him. WTF? Beyotch you ain't sick!

I want to pimp slap the drunk barefoot man for coming up here saying my hair looks good, and expecting me to give him some play...and why the hell is it that lately the only compliments I am getting are from drunks/crackheads...

I want to pimp slap the lady in payroll who got salty with me about giving me my check, she's like..."Well I don't understand why we just couldn't mail it to you, we are really busy at this office. How about next time we just do that, it would be easier on 'all parties involved'." NO....How about next time you get my mickey-frickey check right and then you won't have to see my black arse...how about that? Stankin' *****************

Hmm, I think that's all, that's about 3 days worth of pimp slaps...I feel much better!

[tnxbutterfly]

A BIG MONSTER SUPER SIZE pimp slap goes to the customer that called me out my name today.

I don't give a fick how much you paid for your system. I don't give a fick if we are known to have the world's best customer service. I don't give a fick if you are the CEO of XYZ calling. The bottom line is you had a networking issue. Networking issues are not covered under your warrenty. Our advanced os team handles networking issues and they do charge for their services. Their fee is $244.33. Calling me out my name was uncalled for and disrespectful. And hanging up after calling me out my name shows what a coward you are. A real woman would have said what you said to my face. But it was a good thing you hung up when you did. Had you stayed on my line. I would have put you on hold, taken off my letters, and then got back on the phone with you after I had opened a fresh can of whip azz

[GRITS]

A huge pimp slap goes to....
The uuugly man at WAlgreens last night who preceded to tell me when I was looking at the makeup in your store, that in your opinion, women shouldn't wear makeup! Who asked you, don't act offended when I tell you that your opnion doesn't matter to me? IMO you shouldn't have a ponytail(and he was black) !
Don't follow me around the store asking me if i need any help, not from you buster! And, when I come in the next day do not continually speak and refer to me as your friend or I will report your arse to the manager!
Mississippi is going to kill me this summer, I think I'm losing my sweet belle image !

[eager2learn]

I want to pimp slap whoever wrote the song Stepdad.
I want to pimp slap Sprint.
I want to pimp slap the dealer who sold me my car.

edit BY 2D: we cannot see intensified pink. LMAO

[Gina1201]

GIANT Pimp Slap goes to: Steve from Fraternity Life

[Exquisite5]

Originally posted by Gina1201
GIANT Pimp Slap goes to: Steve from Fraternity Life

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LAWD!

WTH is up with him?
He needs to get kicked out real bad!

Also, a huge pimp slap to Nicole for not seeing Tim is PLAYING her. A second pimp slap to Nicole and another to Brooke for saying they were being "hazed" and were "Fatigued"

Are these fools idiots for saying that and for saying it on CAMERA??????????

[Steeltrap]

LAKERS FRONT OFFICE for not improving this team. And now the Prozac Kids, the Suckaishto Queens or Dallas will win the NBA championship.

[Wonderful1908]

A HUGE PIMP SLAP, DOUBLE BACKHAND JACKIE CHAN TYPE PIMP SLAP, NO BETTER YET A DETROIT PIMP SLAP WHOSE HO* SPENT HIS MONEY TO:

THE PEOPLE WHO BROKE IN MY HOUSE A STOLE MY COMPUTER, DVD, RADIO, PLAY STATION, TELEVISION AND VCR THE PAWNED IT IN THEIR OWN NAME!!

THEY GET PIMP SLAPE FOR SEVERLA VIOLATIONS
1. THEY CAME IN MY HOUSE AND VIOLATED MY FAMILY
2. tHEY PREVENTED ME FROM GREEKCHAT
3. THEY WERE DUMB AND RE GOING TO JAIL!


I MISSED GREEKCHAT, I AM AT MY IN LAWS BUT IA MGOING TO CALI TOMMOROW AD CAN REJOIN THE GREEKCHAT VIBE FROM MY MOTHERS COMPPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RedefinedDiva]

Originally posted by Wonderful1908
A HUGE PIMP SLAP, DOUBLE BACKHAND JACKIE CHAN TYPE PIMP SLAP, NO BETTER YET A DETROIT PIMP SLAP WHOSE HO* SPENT HIS MONEY TO:

THE PEOPLE WHO BROKE IN MY HOUSE A STOLE MY COMPUTER, DVD, RADIO, PLAY STATION, TELEVISION AND VCR THE PAWNED IT IN THEIR OWN NAME!!

THEY GET PIMP SLAPE FOR SEVERLA VIOLATIONS
1. THEY CAME IN MY HOUSE AND VIOLATED MY FAMILY
2. tHEY PREVENTED ME FROM GREEKCHAT
3. THEY WERE DUMB AND RE GOING TO JAIL!


I MISSED GREEKCHAT, I AM AT MY IN LAWS BUT IA MGOING TO CALI TOMMOROW AD CAN REJOIN THE GREEKCHAT VIBE FROM MY MOTHERS COMPPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE THOSE IDIOTS!!! They deserve ALL that comes to them.

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by Wonderful1908


THE PEOPLE WHO BROKE IN MY HOUSE A STOLE MY COMPUTER, DVD, RADIO, PLAY STATION, TELEVISION AND VCR THE PAWNED IT IN THEIR OWN NAME!!

I can't believe that!!! I will get in line to PS them too!

[Kisha]

An "I know you didn' talk back to your mother" pimp slap goes to the manager I asked to write me a letter of recommendation, who agreed and had the nerve to say I'm guarded with my emotions and lack interpersonal skills. Thank goodness your stupid @$$ didn't seal the envelope and I got a chance to read what you wrote. The admissions committee will not receive that letter.

You know that I really want to get into that particular business school and if you didn't have anything nice to say about me, you should have declined. YOU HATER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mz Destiny]

I wanna pimp slap my (possibly soon to be ex if he keeps this up) boyfriend!!! He ran our cellphone bill up to $400 last month! I'm trying to be nice and help him out!!! He made and received so many dangon calls that he used up all the included plan minutes and whenever I made a call, it cost me EXTRA!!! Believe me...I have learned my lesson....NEVER AGAIN!!!

[AKA2D '91]

I'd like to really pimp slap ALL of the network executives who give the GREEN light for all of these REALITY TV Shows! I'd like to PS them into oblivion!

I'd really like to sucker punch the person who approved America's Most Talented Senior (Citizen) that is a **MF** shame!

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
I'd like to really pimp slap ALL of the network executives who give the GREEN light for all of these REALITY TV Shows! I'd like to PS them into oblivion!

I'd really like to sucker punch the person who approved America's Most Talented Senior (Citizen) that is a **MF** shame!

They have added another one -- Last Comic Standing.

Can I get on the Writer one? CHIT

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91


I'd really like to sucker punch the person who approved America's Most Talented Senior (Citizen) that is a **MF** shame!

Please tell me you are joking ........PLEASE???

***waiting to get in the TV exec. Pimp Slap line*****