Pimp Slaps - Page 12

pretty edAKAted · #**166** 05-01-2003, 06:14 PM

The guy who sings the song "Stepdaddy" or "do the stepdaddy" needs to be pimp slapped.

don't get me wrong though it 'tis a funny song.

enlightenment06 · #**167** 05-02-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22
*PIMP SLAP* to Amurrrrrrrrrica for VOTING OFF TRENYCE LAST NIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!!?!?!

I agree; there's needs to be an east to west pimp slap across the United States for Trenyce and Ruben being voted into bottom group. Coast to coast pimp slap!!

librasoul22 · #**168** 05-02-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by pretty edAKAted
The guy who sings the song "Stepdaddy" or "do the stepdaddy" needs to be pimp slapped.

don't get me wrong though it 'tis a funny song.

WORD. They play that song so much here. Ew.

1savvydiva · #**169** 05-04-2003, 12:15 PM

I wanna pimp slap Al Sharpton for referencing "Kool-Aid" in his democratic debate last night. OK, some of 'these' folks already think that all we do is drink kool-aid and eat fried chicken and greens (as referenced by that Tiger Woods' Master's comment), and you gonna go and say something like that! You are laughable. (and no I don't think I am blowing it out of proportion

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Eclipse · #**170** 05-04-2003, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by 1savvydiva
I wanna pimp slap Al Sharpton for referencing "Kool-Aid" in his democratic debate last night. OK, some of 'these' folks already think that all we do is drink kool-aid and eat fried chicken and greens (as referenced by that Tiger Woods' Master's comment), and you gonna go and say something like that! You are laughable. (and no I don't think I am blowing it out of proportion )

Please tell me HOW Rev Al found a way to reference KOOL AID in a presidential debate????

1savvydiva · #**171** 05-05-2003, 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by Eclipse
Please tell me HOW Rev Al found a way to reference KOOL AID in a presidential debate????

Girl, he was speaking about President Bush's 'supposed' tax breaks saying that yeah "That's like Jim Jones fixing you some Kool-aid, it may taste good, but it will kill you."

smiley21 · #**172** 05-05-2003, 09:11 AM

i work at starbucks....

pimp slap to the customer who came to order a caramel macchiato and then, while his kids were yelling, begs me for about five min. to slap his children. he was obviously unable to control them but as much as i want to slap you and your kids, i will not lose my job over it.

another pimp slap to the stupid customer who wants a latte with half and half milk, 1 equal sugar, heated to 175 degrees (normal temp is 160) and not a trace of foam. then he makes it a point to lean over the counter and watch me so i wont mess it up. if one little thing is wrong like the milk was heated to 177 or there is a tiny bit a foam or i didnt empty the whole equal packet, i have to make it over again.
i always get these kind of customers, it makes me hate my job.

Gina1201 · #**173** 05-05-2003, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by smiley21
i work at starbucks....
another pimp slap to the stupid customer who wants a latte with half and half milk, 1 equal sugar, heated to 175 degrees (normal temp is 160) and not a trace of foam. then he makes it a point to lean over the counter and watch me so i wont mess it up. if one little thing is wrong like the milk was heated to 177 or there is a tiny bit a foam or i didnt empty the whole equal packet, i have to make it over again.

This is too funny!

Are you sure it wasn't the dude from Barbershop?

Kisha · #**174** 05-05-2003, 10:36 AM

Mother Nature, I WANT TO SEE THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!

and another one to the character Cynthia in the Maintenance Man and whom ever else produced/directed the play (I hope it wasn't Michael Baisden). You were nothing like the Cynthia in the book. You were annoying after the first 5min. of the play. Boo you! I have to admit, there may have been one or two parts that made me laugh, but urrrrrgh! You were annoying!

librasoul22 · #**175** 05-05-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by 1savvydiva
Girl, he was speaking about President Bush's 'supposed' tax breaks saying that yeah "That's like Jim Jones fixing you some Kool-aid, it may taste good, but it will kill you."

Oooooh. He didn't mean it in a ghetto way then. He was talking about the dude that led the cult into GUYANA and made them drink Kool Aid laced with cyanide to commit mass suicide.

Edited cause clearly Africa and the Caribbean are not interchangable, lol.

Honeykiss1974 · #**176** 05-05-2003, 02:23 PM

PS 1.
A pimp slap to the melanin-challenged heifer in the elevator this afternoon.

I get on the elevator the melanin-challenged lady makes the comment that my hair looks very pretty. I say thank you and figure that's the end of it. Ok, why did she then proceed to reach out and grab my hair and started touching/rubbing it ! I look at her like she has lost her mind!. She then says how she has a biracial daughter and she has hair like this too. Umm, ok, number one - why are you touching my ish? I don't know you from Adam!! Number two - are you checking to see if my hair is real? Why is that YOUR business anyway? I just washed my hair last night and now thanks to her, i've got to do it again this evening. Ol' heifer!

PS 2.

To ABC ( I think) for showing Phat Beach last night on TV.

PS 3. Add another pimp slap for me. My dumb arse sat up and watched it!

1savvydiva · #**177** 05-05-2003, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22
Oooooh. He didn't mean it in a ghetto way then. He was talkign about the dude that led the cult into Africa and made them drink Kool Aid laced with cyanide to commit mass suicide.

I was semi-familiar with that...so it really WAS Kool-aid? Girl on every show that I have seen, they have replayed that part umpteen times!

FeeFee · #**178** 05-05-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22
Oooooh. He didn't mean it in a ghetto way then. He was talkign about the dude that led the cult into Africa and made them drink Kool Aid laced with cyanide to commit mass suicide.

I thought it was Guyana? Wasn't the person Jim Jones??

librasoul22 · #**179** 05-05-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by FeeFee
I thought it was Guyana? Wasn't the person Jim Jones??

FeeFee, Guyana it was.

Here's the scoop:

The Jim Jones story (and the conspiracy theories are interesting)

Eclipse · #**180** 05-05-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by 1savvydiva
Girl, he was speaking about President Bush's 'supposed' tax breaks saying that yeah "That's like Jim Jones fixing you some Kool-aid, it may taste good, but it will kill you."

Thank you! I can certainly appreciate that! You ain't nevah lied Rev Al, you ain't nevah lied! LOL like librasoul, I was expecting some half ghetto comment!