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The 12 yr. old client came to visit once again with her report card:
Me: You are failing math.
12 YOC: I know, Ms. 9dstpm. I don't like math. I can't concentrate.
Me: You need math in everyday life. Quit daydreaming about Usher so much and concentrate on your work.
12 YOC: Everyday life? Like when I marry Usher? I can count his money!
Me: Ummm, no. I mean everyday life
when you come to visit me and Dennis and count how much money he spends on me! (Laughter)
12 YOC: You mean you're gonna be spending his Social Security check or that Ugly People check that he gets cause he is UGLY! And old!
Me: (shaking my head) See, you're blind too. That's the other reason why you're failing math. Can't see anything.......
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I KNOW this is off the subject but your siggy made me laugh out loud!!!
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