Holy god! lol. I'm trying to think of a good one. ummm...ok got it. I used to be a valet, ya know the ones that park peoples cars for them, at a country club, and had taken to flirting with the girls that came their to play tennis. Anyway, my car didn't have a cd player, so i made a tape of some songs. One song, which I don't think was sexual in intent, was called rude 69, about reggae and ska back in the 1969. It mostly instumental except for the band yelling Rude 69. Well, i pull my car up to clock out and two of the prettiest girls that come there, the one espicaly i've flirted with, but i can't hook up now cuz she is still jail bait, walk past me, and my friends the one is just staring at me like i was a god of love
and I turn on my car and guess what comes blasting out? RUDE 69!! Her friend looked like she shat herself and she turned bright red. Not just blushing, but like fire engine red. Not knowing what to do, and being young and immature ( i wasn't always this refined
) the only think i could think of was to stick my head out the window, put my fingers to my lips and stick out my tounge. My friends about died laughing, and the girls of embarssed. Well, the girls friend pulled her away. But the girl I liked just smiled and bit her lip and tried to play it cool. I hope this doesn't get me banned from this sight.
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