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Have I got a story for all of you greek chat junkies.
So it was our initation night...and all the rituals and things were over, and we have some what of a bash for members, our sister sorority, alumni and their wives, and member girlfriends...
SO...I was pretty sloshed, as were most of my pledge brothers, we were having an excellent time. One of my brothers turns to me and says, "hey man, we should do something we will remember for a long time."
I was like ok, what do you have in mind? He says, "lets get a bunch of people to go streaking down the street." (hint: our fraternity house is located on one of the busiest streets near campus, not to mention all of milwaukee. I was so hammered I was like, "YEAH, LET'S DO IT!!!"
So he goes and recruits like 11 other people, some doods and some girls to come with. So I was like ok, i'm not streaking w/o my foot and a half long beer glass, he was like yea, i'm bringing my pitcher. So we all go out to the side of the house, get stark naked, and go balls to the wall running down this street. Little did my brother and I know that a cop drove passed us, and no one seemed to mention it to us, as they were behind us and took off running through some yards. So dumb and dumber continue to run, then we hear a siren and see lights right behind us. Yep a cop. Stops us right on this street, and we were naked, didn't know what to do...all these ppl driving by honking and stuff. So i cover my wanger with my beer glass and my pledge brother covers his junk with his pitcher...the cop lets us off, but decides to escort us back to the house, walking of course. We get back to the house, our clothes still on the side, and we are like, so, can we get dressed now? He says, "no, it will be better to do it inside, so i can let your fraternity members know what has happened...
SO..we walk in...naked as j-birds, over 200 ppl in the house, we come in with the cop, just total silence, all we had were our pitcher and glass covering us..both see through of course...the cop lets the exec board members know what we did, then he leaves. As soon as he leaves, it's just massive laughing and shouting, we were so red in the face...the feeling was indescribable...in front of alumni and their wives..but they didn't seem to care, so it was all in fun.
damasa
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