"Say Something Ketchuppy II" contest, or "The perfect match for a weenie."

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• "One drop is enough for three Purple Hearts."

• "New and improved flip-flop top."

• "Guldens lied, burgers died."

This reminds us of a little joke: John Kerry and George W. Bush are running, and Kerry falls behind in the polls. Teresa hits Kerry over the head, crushing him, and says, "Ketchup!"