Penn brothers vote Bush in the frat, but not the White House

[Kevin]

I'd go with Bush. The dude works out constantly. He could actually hold me up. Kerry's skinny ass would crumble under me.

Or are we voting on the whole ticket. If so, I'd rather have Kerry and Edwards holding me during the Keg stand. I wouldn't want to put Cheney up to something that might cause his heart to be stressed.