to my #1 man: I know I am impatient, and I know that you are working with me on that matter. I am doing much better at being receptive, though. I'll holla at you on Sunday. You got me through this far and I am curious to see where we are going next.
to HR at my *new* job: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU for hiring me!! I am so excited to be working there!!!
to the father of the bride at the wedding I went to last weekend:
YOU DA MAN for the open bar!!! The cocktails were great!! Can you holla at my dad if I ever get hitched?
to myself: we can do this. You'll be fine. Just remember to breeve and to do an execellent job. and sign up for all the benefits. Also, you are doing well in kickboxing class. Keep up the good work!!
to the soon-to-be ex-wife of AF: you give women with children a bad name!

How you gonna tell the judge that you wanted supervised visitation for him? How you gonna try to get $2000 a month from him for four kids and only ONE is his? Why are you trying to hold his paycheck from him? Duh, if he don't get paid, then you don't either!! WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN TRIFLING??

This man held down three jobs to take care of you and your kids when you didnt want to work! God dont like ugly and neither do family court judges. *whew, had to get that off my chest*
to the #2 man in my life: dont think that b/c i haven't brought up that topic that we ain't gonna discuss it. how you just gonna up and make a decision like that without talking to me first is not cool. *le sigh* but we'll talk. definitely.