You know, I hope she put band-aids or something over the nipples, because I don't care how drunk I am, that's gonna hurt like a beeyotch when it gets ripped off.
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It's gonna be a hootenanny.
Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.
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