Campus Rumors

[LuaBlanca]

my school:

supposedly has the highest percentage of homosexual students.

supposedly has a haunted theater as well...there was a fire one night and some of the slaves that were seated in the upper balcony couldn't get out. now, if you're ever the last one to leave the stage you have to wave to the balcony before you leave or they get mad.

is supposedly the 4th most UN-diverse school in the country...or something.

is way over-priced. (that one's NOT a rumor. our tuition is crazy.)

also, administration LOVES to tell incoming freshman about our famous alumni (jay leno, henry winkler, etc) but they don't tell you that they both dropped out and never graduated. (henry winkler, however, is a HUGE beneficiary of the school and is actually a really cool guy. and- he's a greek. he was a member of a local fraternity on our campus.)

other famous alumni: Kevin Bright and Max Mutchnick (emmy award winning producers of "Friends")
Mario Cantone ("Sex & The City)
Dorothy Aufiero (producer of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy")
Scott Whitman (co-wrote the lyrics to the broadway show "Hairspray")

rumored (some are proven) to be in attendance right now:
mark summers' daughter
steven spielberg's son
chevvy chase's daughter
CEO of MTV's son
christopher sarandon's daughter

what a school.