Pimp Slaps, Part 2 (Slap Your Co-Worker Day)

[Sahara]

A professor in my department!
She's one of the few AAs, so WHY oh WHY does she have to be an evil, toll-like, B*TCH who thinks the world revolves around her!
A professor who actually matters to me nominated me for a fellowship. All I had to do was provide personal info & it was mine (much appreciated!). This hussy (gramma's word) happens to be the administrator for the fellowship. I had to meet with her over the summer for a pointless interview. It was nothing but her opportunity to try to intimidate me. When I told her that I already knew the retired professor who funds the fellowship from when I was an undergrad, she got worse.
Ever since the day I met her, she has been acting like I'm supposed to be kissing her butt for this very SMALL fellowship that I really didn't need (though I took it, of course). Even now she keeps sending me emails about dumb chit (her unsolicited opinions)!
In typical 'do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do' style, her incompetent azz was a month and a half late distributing the money!
This roach isn't even in my program! Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't EVER need to communicate with her for a daymn thang!

She can keep that little bit of change next year. I already have a full fellowship.


I would also like to pimpslap the makers of this keyboard!!! As I type, everything freezes & starts up again; windows keep opening & closing; phrases keep getting highlighted & deleted... This is really pssing me off!