Put Your Offensive or Sick Joke Here (not for the faint hearted)

[PM_Mama00]

Originally posted by hootchpdt
really bad jokes, so ignore my fraternal letters at the end, i am sure i am going straight to hell anyway. won't be on the bus, i'll be driving it saying to all the other ghouls, "HURRY UP, WE'RE RUNNING LATE!!!"


how do you get a 9 year old girl to cry twice?
wipe your bloddy dick on her teddy bear.

what's the worst part about fucking a 9 year old girl?
knowing that the 7 year old is tighter

what's the best part about fucking a 7 year old girl?
hearing the pelvis bone snap.

what's the worst part about fucking a 7 year old girl?
getting blood on your clown suit

what do you do after fucking a 9 year old girl?
turn her over and fuck her like a 7 year old boy

how do you stop a toddler from walking in circles?
nail his other foot to the floor

what's red and bubbly and taps on glass?
a baby in a microwave

what's red and bubbly and taps on glass every 10 seconds?
a baby in a rotating microwave


sorry again. i am not a pedophile or a baby killer, i just find these jokes disturbingly funny

I can take offensive jokes. I can even take offensive jokes that would I would take the utmost offense to. But these aren't even sick or offensive.... these are the kinds of jokes that rapists sitting in prison would tell. They are NOT funny at all, and I have a great sense of humor. I duno how anyone can laugh or smile at these.