Press Release on Trent Lott from Fred Hatchet - Page 2

Thrillhouse · #16 12-19-2002, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by DeltAlum

I thought he was soundly defeated by Tom Earp. Or was that a different election?

Different election. Unless my mind was altered.

carnation · #17 12-19-2002, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by KillarneyRose

Let's make it a potluck! Everyone bring their favorite mascot to sacrifice and barbeque. dzrose and I'll bring a couple of turtles to stew. Amycat, Hootie....some of your roasted owl would be great! Shopgirl - got any or the awesome fricasseed dove you brought to the last goatroast?

Aaaah, nothing like a day spent with my demonic friends and sisters

Don't forget that the Pi Phis supposedly pierce initiates with a hot arrow since our name means "pierced by fire", so we'll be branding you guys after the meal.

prospectiverushee · #18 12-19-2002, 11:25 PM

I meant to post this a long time ago. Our friend Mr Hatchet has written a book about the evils of the greek system. I found it on Amazon.com. I haven't read it so I'm not sure how good or bad it is. I'll post the name of the book later.

For only $21.95, you too can own : "Coming Apart at the Seams:Bibilically Unravelling the Evils of Greek Fraternities and Sororities by Frederic Hatchett

I know what I'm asking Santa for Christmas

Lady Pi Phi · #19 12-20-2002, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by carnation

Don't forget that the Pi Phis supposedly pierce initiates with a hot arrow since our name means "pierced by fire", so we'll be branding you guys after the meal.

ssshh, Carnation don't tell anyone about that...the burn mark on my butt is sacred.

fire1977 · #20 12-20-2002, 02:47 AM

lol...this made me laugh.

If we're bringing over the mascots, I'm going to need some help. Anyone have some wild unicorns in their back yard?

I love the address by the way! lol

justamom · #21 12-20-2002, 07:12 AM

Lady Pi Phi-ssshh, Carnation don't tell anyone about that...the burn mark on my butt is sacred.

You do know that AX will be supplying the ritual background music. We will be the ones in the sacraficial togas. OH! Is it true that there's a chapter on Chucky's Bride really being "Hannah" in heavy make-up???

#22 12-20-2002, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by agger_rob

I talked to my mom, and she's cool about it. In fact, she offered to have a goat roast and sacrificial ceremony Saturday afternoon if anyone wants to come over

Awesome.

Can you have your mom talk to mine? She needs some extra convincing. That whole strict Catholic upbringing thing.

Ooo, we CAN'T have a sacrificial ceremony without SNakes! ktsnake and I will be in charge of rounding up a whole barrel full of the slithery little guys.

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