The "____ guy"

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Hmm..we have:

Pumpkin Puss- She's well..umm...over 300lbs and wears tights..not a pretty sight.

Poopy-Hands Jeremy- He never washes his hands after using the bathroom.

Inverted Nipple Girl- I guess this chick has what her name is..

Stinky Puss- Umm..yeah...too many of my guy friends have got her into bed just to roll over and act like they're asleep.

Fag- My personal name for my ex that kinda grew around campus

Fat B*tch- Some girl who goes to another school yet likes to show up at games and denounce Greeks here..

Inbred- Heh. A chick who likes to flirt w/every professor just to say she was sexually harrassed by them in some way, plus, she's one UGLY female.

The Twins- Twins who walk together, live together, dress identical, and never part and also never socializes w/anyone else.

Gay David- Some guy who likes to tell all the fraternities that he's gay and interested in joining. (Nothing wrong w/that..but..he just does it in a way that makes the other guys uneasy)

Dr.Teeth- Some chick who is pretty yet..has pretty messed up teeth..I mean..-really-bad..

Those are the ones I can think of as of right now.