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3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.
Oh boy...that one happened to me freshman year. Some drunk little hoochie at this party accidentally spilled her drink on me and didn't apologize. Instead of brushing it off, WHY did I have to take her on? I was doing sly things all of a sudden, like acting like I accidentally bumped into her and just happened to spill my punch on her bad dye job. The fights have happened to, but we're not going to go there.
4. In your last trip to pee you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
No comment...this has happened one time waaaaaaaaaay too many.
8. You've found a deeper side to the four-eyed nerd that lives next door.
This actually happened last weekend. I was at a friend's party, and had 4 Red Stripes in an hour. I was talking with him about stuff (I honestly think we discussed math) and he started caressing my arm in this totally creeped-out way. It didn't bother me at first, until he really started trying to make his move. Ewww...
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
Can we say, pictures?
12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now) you only smoke when you drink.
Not only do I do this, but my junior-year suitemate, who I love with all of my heart, did this EVERY weekend last year! It was a hoot.
18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
Yeah, or lay on the tile floors, which are always soooooo cold!
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