NFL 2025–2026: The Road to February!

[Sciencewoman]

C'mon, Coach, it's called offense!

[cheerfulgreek]

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

ROTFLMFAO!! LOOOOOOOOL! Sciencewoman, CG is lighting y’all’s coach up. Gave dude a curl. Dude looks outdated as hell LMAO! I’m crying LOL

[Sciencewoman]

CG, Jheri Curl is not going to sign Dan Campbell as a paid endorser no matter how hard you try.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

CG, Jheri Curl is not going to sign Dan Campbell as a paid endorser no matter how hard you try.

He begged me for it, Sciencewoman. I warned him, “Daniel, your scalp’s still sizzling from the last masterpiece I gave you.” But he handed me the $5 bucks and said, “Make me shine.” So fine, I mixed up the curl chemical, started applying it, and he like… literally went “Sssssss!” like a frying pan. I told him, “Daniel, if it starts burning, dab it with a wet paper towel and pray. Okay? I’m seriously not issuing refunds on discount salon disasters. You ask for this, Mister.”

[Sciencewoman]

So apparently Dan Campbell can regenerate his hair after your initial "masterpiece"/shave/disaster, just like he's regenerated the Lions? OK, I'm willing to believe he has that power.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

So apparently Dan Campbell can regenerate his hair after your initial "masterpiece"/shave/disaster, just like he's regenerated the Lions? OK, I'm willing to believe he has that power.

Ok.. So….. I can explain.

See, that’s the advantage of having a chemistry background, Sciencewoman. When I realized I’d basically… like… totally butchered his scalp? I put my lab coat on, whipped up a topical follicle accelerator using caffeine, dog shampoo, Axe Body Spray, Gatorade Zero, and, (don’t judge me) half a Flintstone vitamin.

I shook it up in a jar, heated it up, prayed over it, and slapped it on. His hair grew back in 24 hours. I was like, “Oh. My. GAWD, Daniel! It actually worked!”

Only problem? Okay.. so it came back like.. this weird bleached blonde, Golden Retriever color? I mean, I don’t even know if it’s permanent? But anyway, I blew it out, dyed it black, and then he goes, “Lay it on me. Can you give me that 80s Michael Jackson look? I wanna look fly when we play your Vikings.” That’s when I added the curl chemical after I dyed it.

So I’m like, “Okaaay… I guess I can try.” And voila’. History was made.

$5 bucks, a minor chemical burn, and now he looks like he’s about to drop a funk album. Pure art.

[cheerfulgreek]

I just learned that Dan Campbell and I share a birthday. April 13, lol.

[Sciencewoman]

Well, then give yourself the same makeover so you can be birthday twins!

[cheerfulgreek]

Let’s go boys! Shake hands and let’s get this game rolling! Woohoo!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

Well, then give yourself the same makeover so you can be birthday twins!

Ew!

[Sciencewoman]

Lol, so you admit your styling skills are crap?

[cheerfulgreek]

It’s not the NFL, but it’s still football. Back at my alma mater for tonight’s game against Nebraska. It feels good to be home at my old stomping grounds.

[Sciencewoman]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

It’s not the NFL, but it’s still football. Back at my alma mater for tonight’s game against Nebraska. It feels good to be home at my old stomping grounds.

Don't forget your other alma mater. It's not looking good for Little Brother this year...again, lol.

Go Blue!!!

I'm watching the Lions right now. They ARE looking good. FYI, it looks like Dan Campbell found someone else to do his hair, CG. It looks good, too.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

Don't forget your other alma mater. It's not looking good for Little Brother this year...again, lol.

Go Blue!!!

Can you please come and get Blue Boy? He plays professional football like he’s still in college. I don’t think he’s figured out that they’re not the same. I miss Kirk Cousins. I guess MSU QBs know the difference.

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

I'm watching the Lions right now. They ARE looking good. FYI, it looks like Dan Campbell found someone else to do his hair, CG. It looks good, too.

Yes, he did. He hated it. I mean, look at him. He does NOT look happy.




He told me ALL about it. In my head, I was like… “What’d you do to your hair, boy?” So he asked me to fix it back to what I did before… It was like a three day process, but it worked out. He was so happy.




Day one was tough….




Day two we started seeing results….




And then…. Woohoo! Go Daniel!