What do you feel like saying, right now?

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

This is the nastiest shit (pun intended) I’ve ever read. I almost hate I asked. How common are those worms, CG? That’s the only thing I worry about with pets is me getting one of these parasites from them. I’m glad my ass isn’t itching, but if it was, y’all wouldn’t know about it. Is it the eggs being covered in microscopic shit that causes the itching? As long as it’s a parasite I can’t see, I wouldn’t be as bothered by it mentally.

Hilarious!

They’re very common. And just because your butt isn’t throwing a tantrum, Phrozen, that doesn’t mean they’re not living inside you, rent free. Some people show no symptoms at all. I mean, if you’re sleeping at night, aren’t irritated all the time, don’t have any nausea or stomach issues, or you’re not seeing “thread” in your stool, then you probably don’t have them.

And it’s not the eggs themselves that cause the itching, it’s kind of like an adhesive the female uses to attach the eggs to crevices on your butt. She comes out of the anus, mostly at night and uses like a sticky substance so the eggs don’t fall off. When you scratch, the eggs get under your fingernails and on your hands. Your skin gets irritated by the adhesive and reacts to it, not the eggs themselves. So, it’s less “sticky” and more like “why does my butt hate me right now.” lol.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Hilarious!

They’re very common. And just because your butt isn’t throwing a tantrum, Phrozen, that doesn’t mean they’re not living inside you, rent free. Some people show no symptoms at all. I mean, if you’re sleeping at night, aren’t irritated all the time, don’t have any nausea or stomach issues, or you’re not seeing “thread” in your stool, then you probably don’t have them.

And it’s not the eggs themselves that cause the itching, it’s kind of like an adhesive the female uses to attach the eggs to crevices on your butt. She comes out of the anus, mostly at night and uses like a sticky substance so the eggs don’t fall off. When you scratch, the eggs get under your fingernails and on your hands. Your skin gets irritated by the adhesive and reacts to it, not the eggs themselves. So, it’s less “sticky” and more like “why does my butt hate me right now.” lol.

Lmao! Do you talk to your customers about their pets health like that, CG? I’d be laughing too hard to be able to pay attention to what I need to know.

I don’t have any of those symptoms, except irritation, but that’s from lack of sex. I need a chick and some ass Lol! For real. That’d clear up the irritation quick Lol

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Lmao! Do you talk to your customers about their pets health like that, CG? I’d be laughing too hard to be able to pay attention to what I need to know.

lol
Only when their pets have a sense of humor, or when the owners look like they could use a good laugh. I save my serious side for surgeries most of the time.

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

I don’t have any of those symptoms, except irritation, but that’s from lack of sex. I need a chick and some ass Lol! For real. That’d clear up the irritation quick Lol

Sounds like you’re overdue for a behavioral enrichment program, Phrozen. Might I suggest marking your territory at a bar or something and seeing who sniffs back?

[cheerfulgreek]

WIFLSRN: Staycations go by far too fast. I am not at all looking forward to going back to work Monday. Ugh!

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

Man, finally getting around to doing some model painting was just what I needed for some relaxation. Having a mind-numbing task that also gives a feeling of accomplishment is a wonderful way to spend the evening.

What kind of models?

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

I couldn’t do it either.

You hanging out with your Krappa brothers for your founders day, PB?

Yeah, we’re having a Founders Day banquet.

[XAntoftheSkyX]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

What kind of models?

It's for a tabletop game called Warhammer 40,000. It's kind of like D&D meets Risk. I play it in a more competitive focus and go to tournaments, but the current army project I'm working on is without the pressure of finishing it for an event so it's been super nice.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

It's for a tabletop game called Warhammer 40,000. It's kind of like D&D meets Risk. I play it in a more competitive focus and go to tournaments, but the current army project I'm working on is without the pressure of finishing it for an event so it's been super nice.

That’s a pretty cool hobby. One of my colleagues, who I teach with is really into collecting those. He’s shown me pictures of his collection, and he’s got a ton of them. Imperial Guard and Space Marines? They’re Warhammer, right? He also had some lizard-looking ones, though I’m not sure what they’re called. It seems like a fun and time-consuming hobby, but definitely a great way to spend your time.

I’m into something similar, but my focus is more on figures for automotive dioramas. I’ve seen some Warhammer dioramas, too, and they’re seriously impressive. Really fun to look at.

[PrettyBoy]

Happy J5 to the distinguished Men of Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc.

[Zach]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Yeah, we’re having a Founders Day banquet.

Glad your fraternity finally found an event classy enough to get you out, dim lights and music under 60 decibels, right? Haha.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by Zach

Glad your fraternity finally found an event classy enough to get you out, dim lights and music under 60 decibels, right? Haha.

My fraternity doesn’t seek class, we define it. Unfortunately, that’s a distinction some organizations have yet to attain, though Divine 9 stereotypes often speak to underlying truths.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Sounds like you’re overdue for a behavioral enrichment program, Phrozen. Might I suggest marking your territory at a bar or something and seeing who sniffs back?

You stuuuuupid Lol!

[Phrozen Sands]

What’s up with the dude in the cybertruck?

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

What’s up with the dude in the cybertruck?

I think they’re still looking for a motive. He had a newborn, too.