My Aunt teaches in an elementary school and she had a student named "Shithead" (pronounced Shy-thead). Thankfully she had time to figure out how it was pronounced before she started calling the role on the first day of class.
A couple of years back on another thread my sister commented that if she ever had twin daughters she would like to name them those fine old Spanish names Conception and Contraception.
I suggested she might consider Mierda and Basura, and then she threw a shoe at me.
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