Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[Sadfly]

I gave you the draft memo months ago. You even wanted me to double check info so I am assuming you were reading the memo at the time?

So months later, you give me permission to send out the memo...and then bitch to me that there is something wrong!

WELL EXCUSE ME! I gave you the documentation, not my fault you and your boss didn't read it like I though you would

[chitownxo]

Holy counter-offer, Batman! Now what do I do?