ITT we share stories of horrible roommates

[sanjiyan69]

Originally Posted by honeychile

I went to the thread that KSUViolet linked, and re-read my contribution. There's a slight edit:

Said roomie owed so many people money by the time she went home out of state. Hundreds to some, thousands to her roomie after me.

We had a reunion about 9 years after we graduated, and no one even thought about asking her - but we all wondered what she was now up to. Working on 1-900 sex hot line? In jail? Institutionalized? So, we decided to try to call her.

Now, this was before cellphones were common, so about 10 of us crammed in and around a payphone. Somebody asked, "Who's going to pay for this call, or are we all going to chip in?" My precious Little said, "We're calling collect - it's not like she doesn't owe all of us!"

And yes, she was in telemarketing!

what type of "telemarketing"?

[BAckbOwlsgIrl]

I had the roommate from Heaven. She was a fully practicing, devout, fanatical Mormon.

I would be running late for class in the morning and say "SHIT!"
She told me that I was going to Hell for swearing.

Her Loser/Dork boyfriend called me "potty mouth" for swearing.
Loser/Dork would sit on my bed without straightening it out when he left.
Because Loser/dork boyfriend was over so much, had the most ANNOYING voice andI could not study, let alone have time to myself, "DORK HOURS" were established with the help of the RA. DORK could only be around certain times so I could study. Otherwise, he had to leave.

We would drive to BORDER TOWN to drink. Roomie wanted to go to BORDER TOWN but not drink. Hello? WTF? That is why we go to BORDER TOWN is to drink. There is nothing good to do in BORDER TOWN but drink.

[honeychile]

Originally Posted by sanjiyan69

what type of "telemarketing"?

Something so exciting, I can't remember what. And she didn't have the voice for the type most men would think!