I got an invitation to join AARP when I was nineteen years old.
Ha, I've been getting them since I was around 13 or 14. That's what I get for being named after 3 great-grandmothers! My parents, of course, never received a thing. I think it was the first junk mail I ever received.
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And in the years after, with tears or with laughter, we'll always remember our dear Kappa days.