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Originally Posted by 1stSoon2BePhD
If Domino's doesn't deliver your pizza in 45 minutes or less, you should call and threaten to kill the person who answers the phone. This will not only get your pizza there quicker but the next time you order, you will get a free pizza.
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When the overworked teenager running Popeye's cash register gives you nickels instead of quarters in your change, don't calmly wait for the manager to pop his register to correct the error. Instead, pull out your illegal switchblade and threaten to "bleed him like a pig" in full view of the rest of the patrons.
True story. Enjoy your prison term, jackass.
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