GC Haiku

[SWTXBelle]

What is wrong with swats?
I beat pledges but it is
what they did to me.

I like mixers but
at the first sign of vomit
I am out the door.

Only south rush counts.
Hey, all of you northern greeks,
You just aren't as cool. ()

Sockpuppets are great.
I love me some Pope, Sheetcake;
Troll Buster scares me.

[Katmandu]

I am thirty-five,
married with three kids, but I
want to be a Greek.

I don't have a rec,
tanked my senior year, but I
want to be a Greek.

I hate tiers and snobs,
but loser groups are lame, and
WAIT! Have I been cut?????