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08-12-2009, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by agzg
Same episode:
Dorothy: "Statistics say that patricide is overwhelmingly a male crime. Although daughters frequently murder their mothers!"
Or when she's demonstrating how the victim's throat was slit - on Sophia.
Sophia: "Not part of the show, people! Not part of the show!"
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Same episode:
Rose: The butler did it!
Mat're D: I'm the mat're d (however you spell that)
Rose: The mat're d did it!
Detective: St. Olaf?
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08-12-2009, 08:56 PM
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He's gay as a picnic basket.
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08-12-2009, 09:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 33girl
He's gay as a picnic basket.
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I use that line ALL the time!
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08-13-2009, 01:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Blanche: I can't believe you said that! Oh if I weren't a lady I'd deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date.
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Lol...what episode is that from??
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Originally Posted by indygphib
I use that line ALL the time!
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Poor CoCo. Cut after the first episode.
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08-13-2009, 02:06 AM
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Sophia basks in the afterglow with her boyfriend Tony ...
Tony: You're good. Where'd a nice Sicilian girl like you learn to do things like that?
Sophia: I live with a slut.
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03-10-2013, 09:28 PM
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Sophia:Sticks and stones may break your bones, but cement pays homage to tradition!
Blanche & Dorothy @ checkout in grocery store. Dorothy is buying a long roll of pepperoni...
Blanche:I'm not paying for this... Nightstick...
Dorothy:It's a pepperoni
Blanche:It's obscene!
Dorothy:(Recalling Sophia's advice on how to deal with Bullies in school...If that doesn't work, tell them, my mother can have you eliminated with one phone call.
Rose: This reminds me of the great herring war...
Blanche:The great herring war!?
Blanche is going on about sexual exploits she had while growing up in the Atlanta area...
Dorothy:I'm just thinking aloud here, but isn't Atlanta where the Center for Disease Control is?
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08-07-2013, 12:24 PM
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08-13-2009, 02:09 AM
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Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?!
Dorothy: CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!
Cashier: Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison?
Martha: She suffered so. It was a blessing in disguise.
Sophia: I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked.
Blanche: Don't worry Sophia. There are other fish in the sea.
Sophia: Yeah but all the ones my age are floating on the top!
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08-13-2009, 07:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.
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You're right! I keep mixing up these episodes.
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08-13-2009, 12:26 PM
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Poor Dorothy once again defends herself from accusations of ugliness ...
Blanche: Dorothy, please, this is lunacy! Since when do you care how you look?
Dorothy: I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!
Blanche: Dorothy, this is a stunningly beautiful dress. People expect to see me in something stunningly beautiful!
Dorothy: And what do they expect to see me in, Blanche, a yarmulke and a Hefty bag?
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