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Originally Posted by Xanthus
Ever farted and it smelled just like the food you just ate? Happens to me a lot.
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My farts tend to smell like the last really terrible thing that I smelled. I know that sounds weird, but it's true. I refer to them as "chameleon farts." For example, once at my grandmother's house there was this really awful smell in their living room, and eventually my dad discovered a dead mouse somewhere that was the culprit. Later that night, while all of my cousins were over at our aunt's house, I ripped one that smelled so foul it ran everybody out of the house--and it smelled exactly like dead mouse.
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