This is crazy TMI (especially for a lady) but there was a guy in my bathroom today re-tiling the floor from when the plumbers pulled it all up, and I had to poo ALL DAY. Once again, he was here for 12 hours (why it took that long is another story). I've never had to "hold it" that bad and it was definitely an interesting feeling that I hope I never have to feel again.
You know - the kind where you feel sicker AFTER you go. Weird.
I wish I had something worthy to post in this thread. But, I just don't think farts and boners are that....offensive. That sort of thing is not typically talked about in the general public.
As I've said before, though, it takes a lot to offend me--in all aspects of life.